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Now, about my disappearing ecosystem...

Big Oil Gives Up On Drilling In Arctic, Loses Billions. Sucks To Be You, Big Oil!

Some temporary good news for the planet: Oil Companies have decided there's no money in drilling in the Arctic Ocean. For now.
Screw you guys, we're out of here

Shell Oil Quits Drilling Alaska Arctic Like A Common Palin

This post sponsored by the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for coverage of oil spills, pipeline leaks, global warming, and occasional schadenfreude. After exploratory drilling failed to find enough oil and gas off the coast of Alaska to make it worth...
Worth every penny

Big Oil: All Your Tax Dollars Are Belong To Us

This post supported by a grant from the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for coverage of oil spills, pipelines, fracking, and subsidizing our own demise via Global Warming Just in case you were wondering, America is still shoveling huge amounts of taxpayer...
He's secretly sick of that shade of yellow

Shell Oil CEO Believes In Global Warming Because He Is A Dirty Hippie Obviously

This should be fun for Fox News to explain away: The CEO of Royal Dutch Shell, Ben van Beurden, said at an energy industry conference in London that climate change is real and that a system of pricing carbon...
You now have the Narwhal Song going through your head. You are welcome.

Shell To Pay Nigeria $83.5 Million For Oil Spills, Instead Of Original $6000 Offer (Not A Typo)

This post supported by a grant from the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for coverage of Oil Spills, Oil Drilling, Oil Corruption, and Pathetic Compensation Offers From Oil Companies. Here's a sort-of Nice Time story. Royal Dutch Shell, the international giant...

Shell Oil Apparently Has Not Yet Learned What ‘The Internet’ Is For

Hello, Shell Oil! Have you fired your social media guru yet, or the ad agency that came up with the idea of crowdsourcing Shell's Let’s Go! Arctic campaign? Did it at least occur to you to borrow an RNC...

Pennsylvania Governor Gives Taxpayers Opportunity To Donate To Shell Oil

Let’s check in on those laboratories of democracy and see what they’re up to, shall we? Restricting abortion access, perhaps? Passing laws against climate change maybe? Or taking some time off of hating women and science to hate immigrants...