This is not just a wonderful video about .000005% of America’s Youth — most of them are still sitting in front of the video screen eating Crazy Bread, thank Allah! No, this here is part of an exciting contest! Beloved Austin comedian Alex Jones is making all the Truther/Paultard/Birthers do these embarrassing videos, maybe for a prize of some kind? MORE »

Do you hate the “sheeple” like we hate the sheeple? Then you’ll love today’s Email of the Day, in which “Jimmy Lightfoot” shares his views on race in America — you do know who the real racists are, right? — and this whole Barack Obama problem. MORE »