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Newark Tries To Murder Cory Booker

America, have you enjoyed your Cory Booker? He has been your American superhero, your bright shining full-of-integrity star in the awful firmament of American politics. He saves ladies from burning buildings. He has a Gosling-style tumblr dedicated to him. He scored free Hot Pockets for America, or at least for Newark. He’s just like you, if you were much better at everything and people fawned all over you on the twitters. It is with great regret, therefore, that Wonkette must inform you that Cory Booker is just another dirty politician like all the rest! Read more on Newark Tries To Murder Cory Booker…
 

Breaking: Now Cory Booker Can Blog Without Fear

This just in, fresh off the AP wire: Mayor Sharpe James said Monday he will not seek a sixth term leading New Jerseys largest city, opening the door to a young rival who lost by fewer than 4,000 votes four years ago. Read more on Breaking: Now Cory Booker Can Blog Without Fear…