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Posts Tagged ‘shadowy cabals’

CONSERVATIVES

Secret Culprit Behind Spitzer’s Shame: Jesus

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

He is LOLling in his graveYou might think that wiretaps, IRS investigations, and prostitutes led to New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s current difficulties, but in fact it was God, via the Family Research Council. The conservative FRC never liked Spitzer and his abortion-loving ways, so to fight back they did the only sensible thing: they prayed to the Lord to nail that flaming charlatan’s balls to the blessed Rock of Gibraltar. MORE »