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Want to freak yourself out? Watch this nice video with Uncle Sy Hersh, where he gives the condensed run-down on his latest terrifying New Yorker article. The best part is right at the end, where Hersh sort of smiles and shrugs and says, Yeah, if Obama’s elected Bush will bomb Iran before he’s out of office; if McCain’s elected Bush will let the new president bomb Iran whenever he feels like it. Jesus. [YouTube via Informed Comment]

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We admit, we’ve been big fans of indulging in complete flat-out panic these last couple days since the Hersh piece dropped. Mostly ’cause, you know, it’s just more interesting than the simmering nihilistic disgust that’s been our constant, monotonous companion lo these last few… years, really. A little Cuban Missile Crisis Last Night on Earth adrenaline spices up a midterm election cycle otherwise full of phone-jamming and lobbying and ethics violations. MORE »

Oh no! Rhetoric!
Condi, we know you’re trying to be tough and all, but we’re still pretty close to tagging this as “holy shit” — Sy Hersh just gets us a little skittish when he starts talking about “tactical nuclear weapons,” and, well, we already kinda know how your boss feels about “diplomacy.” So we urge you, Condi, to learn a little more about Iran before you take it to the Security Council — get to know them, you know? We think we have a lot in common, after all. Like, for example, they have crappy and incomprehensible kids websites too:

Yeah. That’s the Space Shuttle up top there. No, we don’t know why. It kinda freaks us out a little, but those stock photography kids at the top make us feel a little better. This was the only thing we could find in English. Any Persian speakers out there want to tell us what the hell is going on? With this site or with the forthcoming nuclear apocalypse, either one will do. MORE »

Looks like Iran finally got around to reading this week’s New Yorker (they really pile up!): MORE »

Oh, hi there, famed investigative reporter Seymour Hersh. What’s up? MORE »

In this week’s New Yorker, Seymour Hersh returns from his canvas of the Iraq War’s ring of power with the usual dismal news. President Bush and his advisers keep all bad news about the war at arm’s length, vow their steely determination to “stay the course” in spite of never defining what the course may be, hurl raw meat at Dick Cheney to calm his reflexive snarling, etc. Then, however, there’s this: MORE »