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Let’s Gay-Marry Canada’s Hot New Prime Minister And Let Him Try To Get Us Pregnant

Oh, did everyone hear that Canada, which is apparently somewhere near Detroit, had a big election Monday? Canadian voters went to the polls and decided either to vote for liberal hopey changey good times, or maybe they just picked...

Scott Walker Staff Not Too Busy Sending Racist Emails To Get Doctor Fired For Underwear Modeling

Priorities, people, DO YOU GOT THEM? Well, Scott Walkers's aides, who are pretty much all in prison now, sure do! They were busy little badgers up there in Wisconsin, forwarding every hi-larious racist email they could get their hands...

Reagan Daughter Patti Davis Poses Nude At 58, Looks Great!

Weren't we just writing about Patti Davis, sorta kinda, earlier today? Seems like! And now, this: I recently turned 58. My kickboxing teacher, who has known me for almost 20 years, recently commented, sort of in passing, that my body...

Illegal Robots, Illegal Bra Cash, Illegal Sunshine

In the 90s, McCain gave thousands of dollars of Neiman Marcus gift certificates to fashion terrorist Rashid Khalidi. This Mass. state senator accepted bribes from a swanky European-style discotheque called "Dejavu" in exchange for getting them a liquor license....

Cow Porn Judge’s Stash Revealed!

No, sickos, we are not going to reveal those photos on the front page of this FAMILY PUBLICATION. Instead we will show you a clip from Judge Alex Kozinski's appearance on The Dating Game many moons ago, before he...