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  in my arms she was always lolita

Court To Cook County Attorney: No More Creeping On Teenagers, Please

It just isn’t a good time to be a public figure in the Chicago area if you’re into the teen girl thing. First everyone threw up in their mouths a little when Mel Reynolds announced he would run for Illinois’ 2nd Congressional District. Now, teen-romance man/Cook County* Attorney Tim Scannell has himself a Harassment Restraining Order for using too many cliches in his tortured love poems to minors. Read more on Court To Cook County Attorney: No More Creeping On Teenagers, Please…
  just ask the computer

New Herman Cain Ad Stars Random Guy With Truth-Sniffing Computer

About four or five sexually-based allegations ago, a novelty news station in Atlanta commissioned a fancy private investigator with his fancy lie-detecting software to rifle through the various non-sequiturs Herman Cain offered during his November 8 press conference denying said allegations to see if it could detect any inadvertent molecules of truth. Most everyone can sort of go “haha, okay” at this human (?) interest story that some news producer short on time and also short on ideas slapped together to fill air between car commercials. It’s funny, that people who call themselves “body language experts” and “lie detector professional enthusiasts” exist and can be summoned for skits like this and so forth, and you should definitely watch the clip after the jump. Quick note to Herman Cain supporters, though: AVOID MAKING THIS RIDICULOUS LOCAL NEWS BIT INTO A CAMPAIGN AD FOR YOUR DUDE! Read more on New Herman Cain Ad Stars Random Guy With Truth-Sniffing Computer…