Experts agree: Sometime between now and 5PM, DC will be ravaged by 70 mph winds, lightning storms, and many inches of rain. And it’ll still be humid as a mofo. Why is Woton so angry with DC? Did a Republican senator elope with Brunhilda? Confess before you get us all killed! [DCist] MORE »

When Paul “Chrome Dome” Morrison (left) beat Phill “I Want Your Medical Records” Kline in the Kansas Attorney General’s race last year, many people in the pro-choice movement breathed a huge sigh of relief. Kline had been running around for years subpoenaing women’s medical records and stuff in his crusade to use current statutes to rid Kansas of abortion. Today, however, some of the women who heralded Morrison’s win last year might be feeling just a little bit sheepish.

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From North Carolina comes the story of (now former) state legislator David Almond, Republican, who resigned from the General Assembly yesterday one day after allegations surfaced that he’d caught the Endless Cummer excitement. Almond, apparently an insurance agent, “exposed himself in front of a female employee and chased her around the room yelling ‘Suck it, baby, suck it.’” Just a little fun! MORE »

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