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They found it! You're not getting it back, though, so don't rush out for a bottle of lube yet. Yes, archaeologists have discovered a...

We were just saying that we wanted to find a Funny to write about for Friday afternoon, and HERE is a funny for you....

How much are we enjoying the Epic Battle between Florida and Texas, to determine which state is more nutso? Oh, all the much. And...

Business Insider reports Swedish fuckstick maker Lelo has a new product exclusively for bankers, for whom your standard neoprene (?) 18-inch black double-donger just...

The horses are thoroughly spooked in Kansas, where the Westboro Baptist Church is turning over a new leaf just in time for a giant...

So we all know that President B. Barry Bamz hates St. Ronald Reagan, right? It is clear, established fact that everything Nobummer does is...

There is, remarkably, a 28-year-old woman who is running for Congress from Virginia named Krystal Ball (JESUS CHRIST, BAD PARENTS). As we have, apparently,...

Unlike our amoral right-wing friends, here at Wonkette we don't start the War on Xmas until after Thanksgiving (Cyber-Sex Thursday). But here's a special...

Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin visited some tragic retirement community in Florida on Sunday to receive the ceremonial Giant Pink Dildo of Fate. It...


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