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An Oklahoma sheriff has quit his post after being charged with committing pretty much every sexual crime in the book against a number of female prisoners. For example, “rape by instrumentation.” If he’s convicted, he may serve up to 467 years in prison. Join us on a terrible sex tour of all the foul horrors former Custer County Sheriff Mike Burgess may have committed! MORE »

Above, a selection from the November 13, 1997 Congressional Record. The speaker is Representative Ralph Hall (R-TX) and the subject is, of course, sex slavery in something called the Northern Mariana Islands (apparently we own them?). Like most stirring congressional rhetoric, these words were in response to a Readers’ Digest article, and were suggested/written by the office of super-lobbyist Jack Abramoff, who, along with li’l ol’ Tom DeLay, was doing a bit of business with said Islands. The gist: the sex slave was asking for it dressed like that. MORE »

It was irresponsible of us to refer to memoirist Kola Boof as a “sex slave” in an earlier item today. Though we freely admit that we did so only to ensure that we’d receive a funny email from her publisher, which we did. It’s after the jump.

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Kola Boof, Osama bin Laden’s former sex slave (she of the memoir revealing UBL’s greatest love of all), has a great agent. Her publisher just sent a note TPM Muckraker, after they had the temerity to point out a factual inaccuracy in her book. Included was this thrilling tidbit: MORE »