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British Tabloids Uncover Michelle Obama’s Fancy Underwear

The Europeans just cannot get enough of our First Lady Michelle Obama. She is all they have right now, with their money spinning down the toilet and Heidi Klum experiencing a divorce tragedy, etc. Last week, the French shared their opinions about Michelle Obama and her brave decision to not dress like MC Hammer. Now, of course, the British have decided that they do not like competing with France for the title of “Country With Best Insane Published Writing About FLOTUS.” But their take on Michelle Obama is a little more “saucy,” as they would say, because it involves (tee hee!) underpants! Read more on British Tabloids Uncover Michelle Obama’s Fancy Underwear…
 

American Dollar Weak Against Goats and Cows

Yes, yes, yes, we heard the one about the Kenyan guy who offered 40 goats and 20 cows to Bill Clinton for Chelsea’s hand in marriage. Sorry not to get on it earlier. It’s just that we don’t think Bill would ever do it. Read more on American Dollar Weak Against Goats and Cows…