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HE SEEMS NICE  9:11 am March 24, 2014

CA GOP Gov Candidate Has Learned A Lot From Being Sex Offender Who Killed A Guy

by Doktor Zoom

This gentleman with the iffily tucked in shirt is Mr. Glenn Champ, candidate for the Republican gubernatorial primary in California. He is holding a staff, with which he will make “the crooked places straight and the rough places smooth,” according to his must-read campaign website. Srsly, check it out. It is genius, from its fresh-off-Geocities […]

WOULD YOU LIKE A BADGE LITTLE ONE?  10:50 am October 8, 2012

Completely Heterosexual Alleged Sex Offender Is A Good Scouting Role Model

by Jesse Taylor

It is an intractable and inviolable part of the Boy Scouting Code (which is in Comic Sans on someone’s old Compaq) that gays and lesbians cannot serve in any Scouting capacity, because they will convince small children that it’s okay to watch Bravo more than they already do. However, Robert White of Milford, Connecticut, was […]