Tag: sex crimes

Midterm Madness: Illinois 5th, and the Lying, Lady-Punching Douchebag

There's a Wolf in Illinois 5th District, and we're going to flush the son of a bitch out.

The Week In Garbage Men: ‘Kill The Gays’ Pastor Says Teen Gymnasts Too Sexy For Red-Blooded Men To Resist

And Steve Bannon is scared of the 'anti-patriarchy' movement. Also this is your open thread!

Robert Mueller Just Has A Couple Of Questions…Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 24, 2018

So much fuckin' Trump Russia, Republicans are screaming about secret societies, and Mazel Tov to Tammy Duckworth. Your morning news brief!

Gymnast-Molesting Doctor Thinks It Is Very Rude Of Judge To Make Him Listen To His Victims

Oh the poor, delicate flower... who molested and raped more than 140 girls and owned piles of child pornography.

How Many Republicans Does It Take To Shut Down A Government? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 18, 2018

Steve Bannon is squealing, Donald Trump runs from the treadmill to the campaign trail, and the NYTimes surrenders its op-ed page to Trump supporters. Your morning news brief.

Yes, Andrew Sullivan, It’s Worse To Remove A Condom During Sex Than It Is To Be A Commie

Andrew Sullivan doesn't think women should tell other women if a man removes a condom during sex.

I’m Not A Collusion, YOU’RE A COLLUSION! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 11, 2018

Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!

It’s Getting Hot In Herre! (Don’t Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

♪ It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Prison! ♪ Wonkagenda for Wed., Dec. 27, 2017

Santa Mueller has a present for Paul Manafort, Trump's cabinet is hiding from the press, and Mike Huckabee goes to the movies. Your morning news brief.

The Worst People In The World. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 21, 2017

Congress passes on funding CHIP and the government, and Devin Nunes rides again. Your morning news brief.

GOP Gives Coal For Christmas. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 20, 2017

Republican tax fuckery lurches forward, Trump quietly scrapping safety regulations, and net neutrality shenanigans. Your morning news brief.

Make ‘Duck & Cover’ Great Again. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 18, 2017

A Fox lady gives Rupert Murdoch a FUCKING EARFUL, Republican tax fuckery hits another snag, and the GOP has record LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

A List Of All The Women Who Are To Blame For Harvey Weinstein Being A Sex Pig, By Some Idiots

Behind every successful man is a woman who DIDNT EVEN STOP HIM.

Gay Hatin’ Mayor Caught Playing Strip Poker With Underage Boys, Because Of Course He Was

Stockton Republican Mayor Anthony Silva accused of recording teen playing strip poker with him at the camp he worked at.

Settlement In Baltimore Sex-For-Repairs Suit Doesn’t Include Chance To Kick Defendants In Nuts

Sometimes we do Nice Time here at yr Wonkette when bad people get their just desserts and when good people finally prevail. Other times, we just can't get to Nice Time because the underlying bits are so awful that the...