Tag: sex crimes

Sometimes we do Nice Time here at yr Wonkette when bad people get their just desserts and when good people finally prevail. Other times,...

GRRRRR. So here is a new twist on "Fuck The Poors." How about ACTUALLY Fuck The Poors? Or at least force them to give you...

Oh no, how will the Duggars survive? TLC has decided that, you know, on second thought, now that "kid-diddling" has replaced "look at that...

Hey, remember how when Jim Bob Duggar found out that his son Josh was sex criming his daughters, he took Josh to a state trooper...

Well, well, well. WELL. Here is a story about Josh the oldest of 19 Kids & CountingTM Duggar that may or may not be...

Welcome to sunny Florida, NO FUCKING ALLOWED, at least not on the beach. Seems Florida Man has gone and gotten himself into trouble again, and...

In the early days of 2014, the world was a simpler, happier place. Bill Cosby was still a kindly, grandfatherly funnyman and not a...

Competition is heating up for Wonkette's Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year award. Today's featured contender: Joseph Dee Morrissey, recently resigned member of the Virginia...

It is almost getting to the point where you can't trust people who lead pious public Christian lives not to try to buy sex...

A former alderman and vice mayor from Mount Carmel, Tennessee, has been arrested on charges of indecent exposure after a female motorist said he...

Remember last month? Last month was fun, what with all the jibber-jabber about how armed guards in schools would keep all the children safesies....

Sup, ABC News? Is there anything in the world you could possibly try to twist into a news story during a holiday news week?...

Good morning! Here is something terrible to start your day! In January, a Vietnamese woman who runs a spa in Falls Church, Virginia, let...

GAH. When we pleaded with the universe last week for leading insane racist and pink panty queen Joe Arpaio to be the next high-profile...

How are the people in charge of the money treating the people who serve the people in charge of the money these days? Still...

Jesus, New York Times, if you would just quote the "something vulgar" rather than leave us all guessing, maybe the voters of Massachusetts would...

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