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Martin O’Malley For President Of Pointing And Laughing At Sarah Palin

At first, when former Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley declared on Saturday that he also too would like to be president please, we were like, OK, whatever, sure, keep the Democratic primary race¬†interesting, yay democracy. Plus, O’Malley did good liberal-y things while he was governor, like murdering the death penalty and taxing God’s sweet tears. But then some other used-to-be governor had to “write” a bunch of “words” on the FacePlace about how O’Malley is a liberal so he sucks and hates freedom and derp derp fart also too: Read more on Martin O’Malley For President Of Pointing And Laughing At Sarah Palin…
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Arrests In The Hamptons At Romney Rent Party

HI THERE. Have you not read anything gross yet today? Would you like to? That is excellent, because there is not a single word of this story that is not THE WORST: two people were arrested for resisting arrest while trying to crash a Romney fundraiser at the East Hamptons manse of Ron Perelman, chairman of Revlon and the real-life dude who in fact did not end up marrying Carrie (after leaving her at the altar) and proving his love for her by buying her a closet. UPDATE: We are informed by a commenter who is ashamed to know this that Ron Perelman was NOT in fact the real-life Carrie’s Mr. Big. This makes almost all of this post completely wrong, and even stupider! Read more on Arrests In The Hamptons At Romney Rent Party…
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British Tabloids Uncover Michelle Obama’s Fancy Underwear

The Europeans just cannot get enough of our First Lady Michelle Obama. She is all they have right now, with their money spinning down the toilet and Heidi Klum experiencing a divorce tragedy, etc. Last week, the French shared their opinions about Michelle Obama and her brave decision to not dress like MC Hammer. Now, of course, the British have decided that they do not like competing with France for the title of “Country With Best Insane Published Writing About FLOTUS.” But their take on Michelle Obama is a little more “saucy,” as they would say, because it involves (tee hee!) underpants! Read more on British Tabloids Uncover Michelle Obama’s Fancy Underwear…
 

Metro Section: Still Posting Under Protest

• The D.C. bat-belt. [Unrequited Narcissism] • The ban on public urination: What would Hitchens do? [DCeiver] • The true D.C. man is both never taken and never single: “My FWB is something of a relationship placeholder until I meet someone with a slightly better mix of sex appeal and conversation skills (and who likes to play cards).” The D.C. woman, on the other hand, “has now been taught that settling is for Midwestern girls.” [chris abraham] Read more on Metro Section: Still Posting Under Protest…