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Posts Tagged ‘sex and drugs’

SCOTUS

None Dare Call It Frivolous

Tuesday, December 27th, 2005

notouranna.jpgPriorities, yo. They used to count for something in these parts. Yet with all the trouble in the world, it’s hard to understand why on earth the White House is dispatching U.S. Solicitor General Paul D. Clement to argue before the Supreme Court on behalf of famed anthropomorphic-fugue-state-with-tits Anna Nicole Smith in her seemingly interminable quest to take home dead tycoon J. Howard Marshall’s millions. MORE »


WASHINGTON POST

In Other News, Bush Nominated a Conservative to the Supreme Court

Tuesday, November 1st, 2005

Im David And Im An Implausible StatisticScooped again:

“Youthful drinking is tied to violence, risky sex, poor grades and drunken driving.” — The Washington Post, 11/01/2005 MORE »