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Tag: sex affairs

Tiny African Kingdom Has More Interesting Sex Scandals Than We Do

Nobody is having a decent sex scandal in America this week, which has really put a crimp in your editors' style, man. But it's nice to see that our helpful friends in the nation of Swaziland are helping...

ALSO WE CALLED HER A 'CONTEMPTIBLE TRAMP,' BUT OUR STYLE GUIDE PREFERS 'BRAZEN HUSSY': "A preview of the Republican primary for governor in South Carolina in the June 6 A-section incorrectly said that ‘several men' have alleged that one...

LATEST NIKKI HALEY SCANDAL: Did You Know She Isn’t Even WHITE??

At this point we're all well acquainted with Nikki Haley, who's running for the GOP nomination for governor in South Carolina, and who may have had hot sexx affairs with a political blogger (GROSS) and one of her rival's...

South Carolina Blogger Claiming Affair Won’t Stop Bragging About How He Had Sex

And this is why politicians shouldn't have ALLEGED affairs with fucking political bloggers: they *will* act like children in the aftermath. (That, and most are ugly, too.) Will Folks, the South Carolina Republican blogger who claimed yesterday to have...

Happy Thoughts, Happy Thoughts

By the Comics CurmudgeonSince you're reading Wonkette, I assume you're some kind of news-reading nerd, since without a deep and thorough understanding of the American political system and world events you can't appreciate the many philosophical layers of our...

John Ensign Makes It Very Clear That He Is NOT Bill Clinton

Here is what we know about John Ensign: he was schtupping his buddy's wife for six months or so until they got caught, at which point Ensign begged his old parents to give his buddy $96,000 in hush money...

Sexy New Details About Mark Sanford’s Elaborate, State-Funded Quest To Bang His Firecracker Last June

The Washington Post has comical new details about the infamous, state-funded June, 2008 meetings South Carolina Sex Governor Mark Sanford set up in South America, to discuss TRADE, with potential "trading partners," for whatever it is South Carolina produces....

Lindsey Graham… *Please* Just Tell Us Your Secrets Already

Lindsey Graham, third puzzle piece, along with Joe Lieberman and John McCain, of the Senate's most bromantic Warring Loser Triumvirate, has come out to defend his good pal and homewrecker John Ensign, of sex affair fame. Graham considers Ensign's...

John Ensign Sex Scandal Currently Scoring A ‘Meh’

Right now we're seeing about... one? two? Two more days of caring about this John Ensign sex affair, tops. First of all, it was with a woman, presumably of age. Did this guy forget what party he's in? Second,...

McCain’s Sex Lobbyist Drops Lawsuit Against Liberals

John McCain's sexytime lobbyist friend, Vicki Iseman, has dropped her $27 million suit against the New York Times over a story last year which implied-but-not-really that she and WALNUTS! used to fuck all the time. Times Washington bureau chief...

PLANET OF RETARDS: "LONDON, England (CNN) -- A British couple who married in a lavish Second Life wedding ceremony are to divorce after one of them had an alleged 'affair' in the online world. ...Taylor said she had caught...

DID JOHN EDWARDS HAVE MORE SEX WITH LADIES?: Intrepid blog reporter Choire Sicha hears that a New York Times Metro reporter is digging into "a story about John Edwards and a Duke graduate." We are Ethical and don't want...

John McCain Complains About Media Love For Another Candidate With Gay Song Contest

Sweet criminy, did Juan McCain send out a hot e-mail this morning or what: "It's pretty obvious that the media has a bizarre fascination with Barack Obama. Some may even say it's a love affair. We want you to...