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Washington state Rep. Mary Dye sounds just like our mommy, and your mommy, and all of U.S. America's mommy. She makes apple pie and...

Last week, we told you that, in the shock of the century, creepy rightwinger homeschooling guru Bill Gothard, the man tasked with teaching young...

The Missouri legislature has, shall we say, Sexxx Issues. This is a place where elected officials walk into the state house as functioning human...

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Are you getting laid enough? If you are in a relationship -- the straight-sexual kind, or the legally gay kind, or the "it's complicated winky...

For reasons beyond the human ken, the National Review thought a great way to celebrate its 60th anniversary was with this video: an animated all-singing,...

Being a grown-up fundamentalist Christian man is tough, you guys. You try to stay on the straight and narrow, bein' real good and Christ-like...

Hello, all Wonkette's favorite liberal blogs, what are you up to? Playing a game of telephone with each other, like Ben Carson telling himself...

If there's one thing Sarah Palin knows, it's the thoughts of God. She even wrote her own Bible! If there's one thing we're not sure...

Oh, what a wonder it is, as your 19 children barely reach the age of sexual maturity and you set to the task of...

Hey-o, my fellow Christian bro-mies, what are YOU doing? Just staying abstinent until marriage, because you're pretty sure Jesus says no getting your dick...

Hey, fundamentalist Christian Wonkers, how are you doing? Do you exist? If so, TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. Instead of writing liberal godlessness at...

In Jacksonville, Florida, a couple on the run from the law -- or at least cornered by the SWAT team as they hid inside...

It's been a week, all right. Carly Fiorina has shown us that she is the CEO of Lying, about Planned Parenthood, about gay marriage,...

Hooray, the Values Voter Summit started Friday morning in Washington ... and you're late! Haha, just kidding, it's never too late to go to...

So, Kim Davis is having a big day! First she woke up in a jail cell and chatted with her bunkmate Myrtle about the...

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