Tag: sex

Great New Book Reveals Liberal Women Don’t Luve Their Wee Babbies Because They’re Shallow Hoors

If you like sex too much, you may become unable to love your kids. DO YOU WANT THAT, LIBERALS? (Also this is your OPEN THREAD.)

Manic Pixie Asshat Ends Piano Campaign To Win Back Girlfriend, Is Sorry You All Hate Romance

Because women made fun of him, and also because he got punched in the head.

Dinesh D’Souza Can Now Reveal The Shocking Truth: Nazis Fucked A Lot

Dinesh D'Souza writing about Nazis getting their freak on is the least erotic thing since Sex Machine Dinesh D'Souza himself.

Mommy, How Are Icky Trump Surrogates’ Adultery Love Babies Made?

Congratulations on the fruits of your fucking, Jason Miller and A.J. Delgado!

Trump Will Make You Die Alone, Unsexed. So We’ve Got That Going For Us!

How is Donald Trump impacting your p-in-v or your p-in-b or your scissoring TODAY?

‘Get Me Roger Stone’ Is A Very Good Movie About A Very Bad Human Being

One of the biggest deplorables in the basket.

Ross Douthat Will Fuck You All Night Long, With His Throbbing Neckbeard

Oh yeah baby that is right, can he call you Chunky Reese Witherspoon?

Nebraska Pol Who Thought Women’s Marchers Weren’t Hot Enough To Sexually Assault Steps Down, Whines

“You won’t have Bill Kintner to kick around anymore,” said Nebraska state Senator Bill Kintner -- a man who would probably be kicked around much less, or even remain unknown to the general public outside of Nebraska, if he...

South Carolina Wingnut Declares War On God-Given Freedom To Whack Off

A new South Carolina bill would require computers sold in the state to block access to porn, which is not what the Baby Jesus died for.

Trump Will Save America From The Scourge Of Male Nurses, Says Moron

Quien es mas macho? EL HOMBRE MAGNIFICO DEL MUNDO, DONALD TRUMP!