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Posts Tagged ‘series of tubes’

Ted Stevens to Tie Your Tubes

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

Ted Stevens has a brand new bag: censoring your series of tubes. MORE »


Ted Stevens’ Wife Always Plotting Against Us

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

From the moment I could talk I was ordered to listen ... - WonketteSure, we may be living in a police state where some 350,000 people are on a “no fly list” for reasons they aren’t allowed to know, but at least we can laugh at the plight of Catherine Stevens. MORE »


Michael Kinsley Holds Our Interest For Record One Paragraph

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

There’s a pretty good li’l blind item in Michael Kinsley’s column this week (thesis: people on the Internet sure are full of themselves MySpace MySpace blog bloggy blog): MORE »


WSJ Readers Are Mean To Dubya

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Innernets! - WonketteWe’re used to seeing the Administration clumsily torn apart by the liberals, but the Wall Street Journal blog has some of the cruelest comments about Bush that we’ve ever seen. Plus, they don’t bring up global warming or civil rights … just plain hatred.

Bush was interviewed by “Mrs. Moneypenny” or whoever over at CNBC. He was asked if he likes to get busy on the Internets. His reply:

Occasionally. One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see that. I forgot the name of the program, but you get the satellite and you can — like, I kind of like to look at the ranch on Google, reminds me of where I want to be sometimes. Yeah, I do it some.

Sure, it’s retarded, but it’s fairly honest for Bush: I would like to be on that land I bought in 1999 when they said I had to be Texan. I kind of like to be very far away from here and this fucking job that I’m always fucking up. Just let me go home, Cheney, please ….

But the comments are savage. We’ll post some, after ye olde jump.

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Byrd Confirms (and Drops) Secret Pork Blockage

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

Byrd love Mao's 'Little Red Book' - WonketteMmm, “secret pork blockage.” MORE »