Tag: sequester

If you enjoyed the Inception-inspired editing featured in last week's Fartknocker Report, you will be a sad panda today, because Sarah Palin's back to...

Do you remember the Great Deficit Panic of 2011? How Obamacare and The Stimulus and the GM Bailout were going to bankrupt the country?...

If Congress signs off on the Pentagon's latest plans, the US Army will be smaller than it's been since before your grandpa fought at...

In a desperate bid to be remembered for something even stupider than yelling "You lie!" about a factual statement in a presidential address, ...

"Why is Congress full of morons, Eric Cantor? Why does it suck so very very hard, Eric Cantor? Why is attempting to repeal Obamacare...

A guest post from your compatriot Alex Ruthrauff, aka "Sheriff Joe Biden." Charles Krauthammer is known to many Americans as a roasted chicken perched...

Who says Congress cannot agree on anything? This is patently untrue because your Wonkette has easily found three instances of broad bipartisan consensus....

Barack Obama, the president of these here United States, has given back five percent of his salary in solidarity with the most tragic victims...

Striking a blow for Freedom from Decency and the "gentlemen's agreements" that have for too long kept presidents' children from being the political punching...

Go to the kitchen and fix some macaroni and cut-up hot dog's, Michelle Obama, there is a new Marie Antoinette in town running up...

Bammerz is still holding his lame ass meetings with Congressional Republicans in his latest flailing attempt to show them that he too wants to...

On Friday, President Obama got all farmisht in his kepele and mixed up his sci-fi universes, causing nerds everywhere to explode like a peaceful...

President Obama's reference to a "Jedi mind meld" at a press conference shook the geekosphere Friday, leading many to doubt his credentials as nerd...

Happy Sequester Day everyone! Do you have anything special plans to mark this joyous occasion of across the board spending cuts to federally...

We still get a wee thrill of joy every time there's a new Peggy Noonan column. There's a certain sad delight in watching someone...

John Boehner is mad as hell, and he’s not going to take it anymore! So the Smoking Man dragged his rich Corinthian leather hide...

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