Tag: separation of church and state?

Mike Pence ‘Compassionately’ Wants To Nationalize Your Uterus

Mike Pence doesn't 'balance' his faith with public policy. He uses his faith as a weapon against women.

Fundie-Scarin’ Funtimes: Satanic Temple Rolls Out ‘After School Satan Clubs’ Just In Time For Fall!

Our favorite Establishment Clause trolls, the funtimes hellraisers of the Satanic Temple, have announced an exciting new program for the 2016-17 school year: After School Satan Clubs, where your little Damien or Lilith can proudly learn all about rationalism...
Your tax dollars at work

North Carolina Vouchers Throw Taxpayer Money At Jesus Schools, Like Founders Wanted

a href="http://wonkette.com/497377/heres-a-surprise-school-vouchers-help-spread-creationism"Time for another update on the wonderful world of "School Choice" -- taking taxpayer dollars from public schools and giving them to private schools, to help improve education all around. Or at least help people running religious...
WWJD? This probably

Sundays With The Christianists: ‘God’s Not Dead 2’ Could Use More Electric Boogaloo

a href="http://wonkette.com/568655/is-kirk-camerons-saving-christmas-truly-the-worst-movie-ever-a-wonkette-investigation"Let's get one thing out of the way right away: God's Not Dead 2 is not nearly as bad a movie as Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas. Somehow, we lucked out of seeing the original 2014 God's Not Dead,...

Jeb Bush Very Proud Of That Time He Replaced Florida Schools With Jesus

For absolutely no reason whatsoever, Jeb Bush is quite proud of a lot of the things he did when he was the governor of Florida. Like remember that time his Florida National Guard boys did a bang-up job running...
And that's how America was made!

Ted Cruz’s Fundie Dad Thinks God Did Bang-Up Job Writing U.S. Constitution

As we all know, Ted Cruz is running to be America's Top Preacherman, explaining how he'll save American Christians from being sent to jail for saying Jesus's name, and he'll also protect all the Jewish churches from homosexuals, too....
Say nutty things in a soft enough voice and you'll sound sane!

It’s Armageddon Time, And Only Ben Carson Can Save Us!

Ben Carson, having solved the problems of mass shootings and the Holocaust by explaining how to rush the shooters and/or fight off the SS using your handy hunting rifle, has moved on to weightier concerns, like the End Of...

It’s ‘Bring Your Bible To School’ Day! Don’t Forget To Slaughter Some Midianites!

Oh, gosh, we almost forgot it's "Bring Your Bible to School" Day! Thursday marks the second annual event, apparently. The thing is being promoted by Focus on the Family and rightwing Christianist lawyer group the Alliance Defending Freedom, which is sort...
Spiritual armor tests very poorly against hollow point rounds

Cops Add ‘In God We Trust’ To Patrol Cars, Mostly To Piss Off Atheists

Thank goodness, America's Oppressed Christian Majority has found a new way to let the world know that, even if the mean old ACLU won't let them read the Bible all day over the public school intercom or teach the...
Some kinda Jesus dance that SHOULD be illegal, bro.

Here’s A Sexxxy Song About Being An Outlaw For Jesus. You Should Fap To It.

FACT: Christianity is illegal in the United States of America. Have you never heard of Kim Davis or Mike Huckabee? FACT: That first fact is total bullshit, but you know how fundamentalist Christians are. Every single time they're forced to...
It may not have this been this exact painting.

Kansas School Murders Jesus In Front Of The Children

A Kansas middle school has removed a painting of Jesus from a hallway where it had hung for several decades, throwing the entire town into a tizzy that may, if it does not abate soon, blossom into a full-on...
Maybe Jesus is a Messican guy who lives in the city.

Jesus Christ Welcomes You To Hawkins, Texas, But Not In Some ‘Religious’ Way

The mean liberals at the Freedom From Religion Foundation have found their latest target, and it is the innocent residents of Hawkins, Texas, who really like the big ugly-ass sign they have at the entrance to town that says...

Antonin Scalia Tells Grads: Always Be Yourself, Unless You Are Hitler

Oh, Justice Scalia, what would the Supreme Court do without you? It's such a comfort to know that a brilliant, HILARIOUS legal mind like yours is adjudicating America's Most Important Questions. Scalia spoke at his grandbaby's high school graduation...
Take this gavel, and rap it in memory of me

Dumb Virginia County Can’t Stop Invoking Jesus, Must Pay $74,000, Ha Ha Ha

In a court decision that surely must mean the end of Christianity forever, once again, a federal court ruled Friday that a Virginia county board of supervisors can't start its meetings with explicitly Christian prayers. You astute Wonketteers who...
Still the dumbest book cover in the history of U.S. America

Allen West Can Keep Football Players From Getting Hurt, Just By Saying A Little Prayer!

Allen West, the Guardian of the Republic vile, disgraced torture fetishist and congressional race-loser who is also a creepazoid sex pervert, took some time off from those activities recently to discuss football injuries, and the best way to prevent them....
You know He's humble because of the lowercase i's

Michigan School District Just Wants To Hire A Good Christian, Is That So Wrong?

Looks like the ACLU is out persecuting Christians again. When McBain Rural Agricultural Schools in Michigan advertised a job opening for superintendent, it included a simple, straightforward request for the kind of person who'd be practically perfect in every way...