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Two Americas: Peggy Noonan Sees Old People

Our girlfriend Peggy Noonan has been more enjoyable than usual this year, as a tragically drawn-out Democratic primary battle provided her with endless opportunities to touch herself while Barack Obama spoke pretty things, and to then guiltily wash her hands and realize that Obama was, in fact, the Democrat and not Ronald Reagan and, indeed, kind of “multicultural,” if you get our drift. But all that tortured eloquence has vanished from Peggy’s column, because the oxycontin/vodka cocktail hit hard as soon as she finished typing the relatively sane setup of today’s “Declarations.” Read more on Two Americas: Peggy Noonan Sees Old People…
 

The Senile-Dementia Comedic Stylings of WALNUTS!

While the douchebag asks his 500-word question he got off Free Republic, McCain spends the entire time picking/blowing his nose, which is really presidential! And then comes the hilarity of a 97-year-old psychotic promising to start World War III … to the tune of a Beach Boys song. Read more on The Senile-Dementia Comedic Stylings of WALNUTS!…
 

Sing Along With Walnuts!

There’s a lot of talk these days about stopping dangerous lunatics before they kill, so we just wanted to bring America’s attention to a batshit old man who needs 24-hour supervision in an Insane Asylum, now: Read more on Sing Along With Walnuts!…
 

Adios Walnuts? ‘Chastened’ McCain Wants a Do-Over

Demented has-been John McCain is “relaunching” his campaign after a disastrous first few months in which the horrible fear of a McCain presidency/apocalypse has mellowed into a vicious national mockery of a crazy old man who just wants to start a thousand wars, prohibit all human behavior and pretend to be a Christian. Read more on Adios Walnuts? ‘Chastened’ McCain Wants a Do-Over…