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Two Americas: Peggy Noonan Sees Old People

Friday, June 13th, 2008

You mah bitch, pegz!!1!Our girlfriend Peggy Noonan has been more enjoyable than usual this year, as a tragically drawn-out Democratic primary battle provided her with endless opportunities to touch herself while Barack Obama spoke pretty things, and to then guiltily wash her hands and realize that Obama was, in fact, the Democrat and not Ronald Reagan and, indeed, kind of “multicultural,” if you get our drift. But all that tortured eloquence has vanished from Peggy’s column, because the oxycontin/vodka cocktail hit hard as soon as she finished typing the relatively sane setup of today’s “Declarations.” MORE »


The Senile-Dementia Comedic Stylings of WALNUTS!

Thursday, April 19th, 2007


While the douchebag asks his 500-word question he got off Free Republic, McCain spends the entire time picking/blowing his nose, which is really presidential! MORE »


Sing Along With Walnuts!

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

There’s a lot of talk these days about stopping dangerous lunatics before they kill, so we just wanted to bring America’s attention to a batshit old man who needs 24-hour supervision in an Insane Asylum, now:

Another man — wondering if an attack on Iran is in the works — wanted to know when America is going to “send an air mail message to Tehran.” McCain began his answer by changing the words to a popular Beach Boys song.

“Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran,” he sang to the tune of Barbara Ann.

McCain visits Murrells Inlet [Georgetown Times]


Adios Walnuts? ‘Chastened’ McCain Wants a Do-Over

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

'You're crazy, oh child, you're fuckin' crazy' - WonketteDemented has-been John McCain is “relaunching” his campaign after a disastrous first few months in which the horrible fear of a McCain presidency/apocalypse has mellowed into a vicious national mockery of a crazy old man who just wants to start a thousand wars, prohibit all human behavior and pretend to be a Christian. MORE »