Tag Archives: senators

Robert Byrd Is Official Old Enough For A Superlative

  elderly and celebratory


  still better than denby's
  • JIM DEMINT IS THE REAL MISS SOUTH CAROLINA: South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint has written a new book about Hitler/Obama and the Iran and, uh, the South American countries and like such as: “Part of what we’re trying to do in ‘Saving Freedom’ is just show ...

Michael Steele Ain’t Got No Money For Moderates In the Hip-Hop GOP, Baby

  surprising everyone


  • POOR BABIES: Apparently all Democratic Senators are complaining about how each is allotted only eight tickets to Barack Obama’s convention speech at Invesco Field. So everyone get together, let’s say it in unison, here we go: Aww. [MOAR WORDS!

  tubes in the clink
  • SENATOR TED STEVENS INDICTED: The elusive Alaskan snow leopard who brought you “a series of tubes” has been indicted by a federal grand jury in relation to a year-long corruption investigation. [MOAR WORDS!

What Is This Secret ‘DC Prep’ Trailer Thing?

  on the teevee


Florida Fat Cats Pulling Out All Stops For Voter Turnout