Hey media, DO YOUR JOBS.
Yr Wonkette lives in Tennessee, and we have some THOUGHTS TO 'SPLAIN TO OUR SENATOR.
Stupidest person in America.
The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome.
THAT'S RIGHT COMEY, WE'RE TELLING YOU YOUR BUSINESS AGAIN.
The Senate pulls an all nighter, Elaine Chao doesn't speak, and Trump keeps his business all in the family. Your morning news brief!
Come watch Exxon CEO man try to convince us he's qualified to lead the State Department HAHAHAHAHA AS IF.
Schumer came up with a fun and hilarious way to tell McConnell to eat a bag of dicks.
It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.
U.S. intel chiefs tell Senate about Russian hacking, Congress tries to pay for Trump's Wall, and Obama saves some more Alaska. Your morning news brief!
Bernie Sanders is back in the Senate, and HE'S GOT VISUAL AIDS.
A clear message that Elizabeth Warren 'n' friends will be a HUGE pain in the ass for the Trump administration.
In a competition over who can be the most hypocritical dick, Conway and Cruz WIN TOGETHER.
Ooh, things are getting interesting!
Mitch McConnell knows who is to blame for Russia hacking the Democrats. Would you guess ... BARACK OBAMA?
Dick-punching Comey is never not a good idea.