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Tag: senate

Rachel Maddow Correctly Labels Wonkette ‘Best Website In The World’

Hi, Rachel, hi! Can Wonkette come live with you?

Team Of Evils: Trump CIA Pick Mike Pompeo Also Complete Dick

BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!111!!!

Hey You Sad, Sulking Liberals, Get Off Your Asses And DO THIS.

Let's get Louisiana Democrat Foster Campbell in the Senate, to fight against Trump Louisiana-style!

Hillary Clinton Chopped Off Trump’s Head, METAPHORICALLY (But Also For Real)

We worried the final Trump Clinton debate would be a sh*tshow. And it was but in only the best way!

What We Talked About Before We Talked About Donald Trump And Your Vagina. Your Weekly Top Ten!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Wait, she lets her kid stand WHERE?

Wonkagenda: Friday, October 7, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Wonkagenda: September 28th, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Harry Reid Says Donald Trump Not Very Well Endowed, With Dollars

Donald Trump is SO SENSITIVE about this! Time to pop some popcorn.

Too Bad Harry Reid’s Too Shy To Say What He Really Thinks Of Donald Trump

JUST KIDDING, HE IS NOT BEING SHY, HE IS BEING A TOTAL BADASS.

Grumpy Old John McCain Doesn’t Need Young Whippersnappers Calling Him Grumpy and Old

Can the original Maverick pull out of this tailspin?

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 26, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 23, 2016

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Also, there are some kickass coupons for Sofas & Quills

Wonkagenda: Monday, August 15, 2016

You get in here and read your morning news brief, RIGHT NOW!

President Obama Calls Trump Dumbass Again, Because Trump Is Being A Dumbass Again

Obama says Trump is 'woefully unprepared' for the presidency, and encourages Republicans like John McCain to grow some balls, please.

Ted Cruz Teaches Homeland Security Chief Three Magic Words To Stop Terrorism Forever

Did you know San Bernardino and Orlando wouldn't have happened if Homeland Security wasn't so scared of saying Muslim words? IT'S TRUE!