Tag: senate

You probably spent your weekend getting all March Mad Sportsball and whining about how your bracket blew up, whatever the hell that means, and...

Know what's a Not Nice thing to say to a human lady who ain't got no boy testes? That you want to "neuter" her....

Little Marco Rubio, having failed spectacularly at the Republican primary and life in general, came back to the Senate Thursday: We're going to give you...

Shut the front door right now, Sarah Palin, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Oh, we see, your moose chili bubbleth over with rage over...

It has been far too long since we have watched our favorite lady senator from Massachusetts schoolmarm at Republicans, for sucking. So we are...

We don't need any reminders that Republicans are the worst. Like, ever again. Seriously, we are all good with this lifetime supply already. Sadly, that...

If you were just sitting around today wondering if Senate Republicans were going to think about doing their goddamn job on, well, anything really, wonder no...

Poor Ben Carson! His campaign is broken, his brain is broken, EVERYTHING IS BROKEN. He was supposed to be riding high right now, hopping,...

You might have heard some very disturbing rumors lately about true conservative Sen. Marco Rubio. Like, maybe he isn't so true conservative after all, because once upon a time,...

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia (or "Anthony" Scalia if you are a moron, like Michele Bachmann) died Saturday night, when his heart quite suspiciously up and...

Wow, it looks like Congress is actually going to accomplish something for once, on prison reform! Surely, no one can screw this one up...

Florida's senator-in-name-only is so bad at all the things. That's why no one thinks Marco Rubio is going to be president (except for morons on...

Rand Paul. Remember that guy? Nah, probably not. He is a "doctor" and a "senator" and technically still a Republican presidential candidate, although honestly,...

Who couldn't use a little pick-me-up nice time news right about now? Oh, everyone? Great! Here is Sen. Marco Rubio, to cheer you up, with his glass-half-full perspective...

The senator-in-name-only from Florida has unveiled his plan to kill all the terrorists to death, and it's adorable, you guys! When I am president, what...

In July, before rewarding themselves with more vacation days than you'll get over the next decade, the United States Senate actually addressed a real issue facing the...

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