We wish John McCain a speedy recovery. And also for him to go fuck himself.
A children's treasury of SOLEMN AND SERIOUS REACTIONS to Donald Trump's latest prematurely ejaculatory tweets.
Today’s Hearings: Senators Go HULK SMASH At Zip-Lipped Intel Chiefs Refusing To Give Up The Precious
Plus bonus video of Sen. Kamala Harris murdering some fools, with words!
Looks like Trump's firing of James Comey is having the opposite of its intended effect!
Oh look who's decided to start investigating again!
Surprise, this is a story about how the Trump administration sucks again.
Trump takes the Senate on a field trip, Jesse Watters takes a long trip down a short road, and Jason Chaffetz has a boo boo. Your morning news brief!
Marco Rubio did a good thing, everyone!
Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!
We thought they were the grown-ups. We really thought so.
Bubbe has a few words for you Mr. Senator Lamar! Sit right down, Boychik!
You'll be shocked to hear the House GOP failed again. You'll be shockeder to know it's your OPEN THREAD!
Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.
Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so!
Hooray for Jim Comey doing his job!