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Remember when Jim Gilmore was running for President? No? That’s ok. It was only for like 2 seconds and he barely raised any money and then dropped out. But he was just using that as a springboard, because today he announced his intention to lose the race for the Senate seat being vacated by John Warner. Mr. Crazy Old Man Eyebrows (the picture doesn’t do them justice) will be running against the suave and well-coiffed Mark Warner, who is rich, pretty and likeable (and thus dogged by rumors of either being a womanizer or a gay). May the best hair win! [Jim Gilmore for Senate, Mark Warner for Senate 2008]

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We think we know the real reason why Bob Casey Jr.’s campaign for the Senate didn’t want to take sex columnist Dan Savage’s $2100 contribution: If he took money from “Savage Love,” he’d have to take it from “News Of The Weird,” too, and nobody wants to feel indebted to Chuck “Crazy Eyes” Shepherd. But we have no idea why Casey For Pennsylvania’s intern director thought it’d be a good idea to post on his Facebook a photo of himself looking messy and disoriented and holding a tallboy beer can, with a fair-sized bong prominently placed in the foreground. His name is Myles Aion, but you can just call him Thurlow Weed. Screen cap of fat kid’s Facebook after the jump.

Casey For Senate Loves Grass [Truth Caucus]

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