Senate campaigns

GRAB YER POPCORN  5:30 pm March 2, 2012

Watch RI Senate Candidate Do Creepy Mind Control On Innocent Child

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Here, HERE is how the opening to the Sarah Palin Is Eaten By Moon Nazis movie sequel will start: there will be a guy with a silly name like “Barry Hinckley,” a Republican candidate for the United States Senate who looks vaguely like a post-meltdown Charlie Sheen, growing flustered when his prop 5-year-old child malfunctions [...]

FAILED HUMANS  12:50 pm October 17, 2011

Ex-WaMu Banker Somehow Manages To Call Ocupados ‘Entitled’

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Tom Leppert is running for Senate in Texas. Who is Tom Leppert? He is a strange tool who wants to collect email addresses for his Senate campaign fundraising spam lists by starting a delusional petition site to “End the Occupation” because, he says, “the Occupy Wall Street crowd represents the same flawed values that got [...]

BETTER THAN 'THE KARATE KID'  3:17 pm July 30, 2010

Linda McMahon Will Kick Your Junk, For Liberalism

by Lauri Apple

Connecticut GOP Senate candidate Peter Schiff is trying to raise enough funds to educate the good people of the Nutmeg State about his primary opponent, wrestling lady Linda McMahon, and her out-of-control, crotch-kicking ways. This information could save thousands of Republican men from making unwanted trips to the testicle doctor.


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