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Tag: senate

Betsy DeVos’s Confirmation Hearing Was TOTAL SH*T SHOW, Let’s Laugh At It!

The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome.

Have We Gently Encouraged James Comey To Go F*ck Himself Lately?

THAT'S RIGHT COMEY, WE'RE TELLING YOU YOUR BUSINESS AGAIN.

Senate Stays Up All Night To Screw Obamacare! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 12, 2017

The Senate pulls an all nighter, Elaine Chao doesn't speak, and Trump keeps his business all in the family. Your morning news brief!
OK, maybe not one at the State Department...

Let’s Find Out If Vladmir Putin Has Ever Peed On Rex Tillerson

Come watch Exxon CEO man try to convince us he's qualified to lead the State Department HAHAHAHAHA AS IF.

Dem Leader Chuck Schumer Shows Signs Of Usefulness: Trolling Mitch McConnell To All Hell

Schumer came up with a fun and hilarious way to tell McConnell to eat a bag of dicks.
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

GOP Senators Totally Cool With Benghazi-Style Attacks Now, We Guess

It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.

Putin Tells Trump Not To Listen To Mean Old CIA. Wonkagenda for January 6, 2017

U.S. intel chiefs tell Senate about Russian hacking, Congress tries to pay for Trump's Wall, and Obama saves some more Alaska. Your morning news brief!

Bernie Sanders To Donald Trump: *Somebody’s* Doing The Lying!

Bernie Sanders is back in the Senate, and HE'S GOT VISUAL AIDS.

Elizabeth Warren And Pals Introduce Bill To F*ck Trump’s Rich Cabinet Right In The Ear

A clear message that Elizabeth Warren 'n' friends will be a HUGE pain in the ass for the Trump administration.

Who Sucks Harder, Kellyanne Conway Or Ted Cruz? HAHA TRICK QUESTION, YOU LOSE!

In a competition over who can be the most hypocritical dick, Conway and Cruz WIN TOGETHER.

Electoral College Members Just Curious How Far Up Trump’s Ass Russia Really Is

Ooh, things are getting interesting!
But down at the bottom we, too, should have rights

Mitch McConnell Back-Pedaling On Russia Hack, But Slowly Because Of How He Has Turtle Legs

Mitch McConnell knows who is to blame for Russia hacking the Democrats. Would you guess ... BARACK OBAMA?
Come at me, Bro!

Harry Reid Would Like To Dick-Punch James Comey One More Time, Please

Dick-punching Comey is never not a good idea.

Chuck Schumer Announces Plan To Grow Spine On Obamacare, Let GOP Hang Itself

Democrats with a spine? WHOA IF TRUE!

Seems Like Mitch McConnell And John McCain Ready For Donald Trump To STFU

You can tell these top-ranking Republican senators are SO EXCITED ABOUT TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT.