Who's selling his soul to destroy the Republic today? Oh hey, it's Mitch McConnell!
Dianne Feinstein is real fuckin' tired of Chuck Grassley and Lindsey Graham obstructing justice for Trump in the Russia investigation.
Courtland Sykes will not stand for women telling him what women's rights are.
Now fuck all the way off Roy Moore!!
GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE.
Pretending to grab a woman's breasts as she sleeps? That's not OKAY.
These assholes cannot stop falling all over themselves to defend alleged child molester Roy Moore!
The entire GOP is saying Roy Moore should step aside IF his kid-diddling allegations are true. How do they plan to find out?
One pussy that doesn't grab back.
Meet Doug Jones! He seems pretty great.
Ryan Zinke wants to open up national monuments, Trump wants to shut down the government, and MORE Texas gerrymandering. Your morning news brief!
And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!
It looks like bunch of the FBI's top brass will be called to testify against Donald Trump in Robert Mueller's investigation! Uh oh!
Something tells us Robert Mueller's getting ready to fuck Donald Trump THE FUCK up.
Civility is overrated.
We wish John McCain a speedy recovery. And also for him to go fuck himself.