Marco Rubio did a good thing, everyone!
Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!
We thought they were the grown-ups. We really thought so.
Bubbe has a few words for you Mr. Senator Lamar! Sit right down, Boychik!
You'll be shocked to hear the House GOP failed again. You'll be shockeder to know it's your OPEN THREAD!
Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.
Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so!
Hooray for Jim Comey doing his job!
Rand Paul tried. But Rand Paul failed.
Sen. Collins said the Senate Intelligence Committee might subpoena Trump's tax returns! MAKE IT SO, SENATOR.
Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!
SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.
Hey media, DO YOUR JOBS.
Yr Wonkette lives in Tennessee, and we have some THOUGHTS TO 'SPLAIN TO OUR SENATOR.
Stupidest person in America.
The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome.