OMG Obama’s first general election ad. In case the reality of this election hasn’t fully sunk in for you yet, this ad should do it: every second of the next 4.5 months will be Barack Obama trying to convince old white Democratic-leaning voters in western Pennsylvania that he doesn’t want to blow up their houses in the name of Allah and/or O.J. Simpson. This election will literally be about that and nothing else. [YouTube]

Obama is campaigning in West Virginia, where he will lose by 80 points because he is black, and he is wearing a flag pin. Still a terrorist! [McClatchy, Getty Photo]

What happened, Matt Drudge? Did the New York Times buy the Drudge Report? We can’t think of any other logical explanation for why you’d suddenly stop using your precious plain Arial font and start using red-communist liberal Times New Roman.

Every year we are supposed to give up something for 9/11. Like, in 2003 when he ordered the invasion of Iraq, George Bush Junior gave up candy until the war was over. Ha ha, not really, he just gave it up for a few months and then realized he liked his fucking candy a lot more than he liked promising to do symbolic shit while 4,000 U.S. troops and about a million other people got blown up, because of him. MORE »

If you write fawning crap about politicians on your blog, apparently those politicians will give you huge piles of money to “keep up the good work.” Who knew? MORE »