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• Reliable Source: Patron rides Segway into Bistro Bis. . . Bush and the Belgian prime minister talked for nearly an hour about biking. . . For the inauguration of Liberia’s first female president, Barbara Bush was “‘Sex and the City’ chic in a skintight turquoise dress and open-toe snakeskin high-heels.” [WP]
• Under the Dome: Larry David is tickled to no end over sandwich coincidence. . . Rep. Roy Blunt’s (R-Mo.) campaign bought roybluntsucks.com and other variations. . . The Federal City Club is closing. [The Hill]
• Inside the Beltway: White House pool report notes African “women balancing baskets on their heads.” [WT]

In this White House pool report, the President conquers his demons, and gets another scooter out of the White House:

The Leader of the Free World did, indeed, hop onto a Segway scooter and cruised for an undetermined distance at the Guest House under the no-doubt admiring gaze of his Japanese host. Duffy, through Carroll, said the new Segway was a gift from the president to the prime minister. One has to use one’s imagination as to how fast the President-guided the Segway or whether he managed a more graceful dismount than the last time he was seen on one of these scooters.

We like to think he rode it one handed, whooping, yelling, “Suck on it, Fitzy!!! SUCK IT!”

Full report after the jump.

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