Wonkette

Last month in New Orleans, a secret cabal of leaders from the Christian right met to discuss their evil plans. Among them was Paul Weyrich, a big wig with the Moral Majority, Heritage Foundation and the super-secret Council for National Policy. Weyrich had previously supported Mittens “Mitt” Romney, and took the occasion to apologize for not supporting Mike Huckabee, the bass-playing Arkansas ex-fattie who people only liked because he told comical jokes written by your grandfather. MORE »

Loose lips! They sink ships! You know it, we know it, Darrel Issa knows it … but do the ultraliberals in Congress now it? Apparently not. Those moonbats in Congress and on the 9/11 commission have conspired to force Americans to learn exactly how much is being spent by U.S. intellience agencies. Not on anything specific, mind you, just how much they get to begin with. How is it even possible that this amount is unknown now? I mean, we know how much the government collects in taxes, and we know what the overall spending is, and we know how much is spent on nonclassified stuff so … ? Can someone explain this? Anyone? MORE »

* Iraqi Prime Minister will, out of the kindness of his heart, let Robert Gates choose whether or not he wants to do the dew. [WP]
* Nancy Pelosi plans a giant “self party.” You can’t watch, though, or you have to pay $1000. [WP]
* Big business farmers have lost sight of the red wheelbarrow, glazed with rainwater, beside the white chickens. [WP]
* Judges say “issue ads” can run during elections, but decision will likely flip a half-dozen times by 2008. [WP, NYT]
* “Mr. Bush has issued the fewest pardons of any president since World War II.” [NYT]
* Metaphors abound as freshman Democrats suckle congressional teat. [NYT]
* High profile Jew hater-hater also hates Muslims. [NYT]
* Reforming immigration policies less urgent when they’re all moving to the South. [USAT]
* On the topic of Iran, White House is liberal as ever — with use of the old black-highlighter. [NYT, NYT]