Tag: secretary of state

Hey, What If The CEO Of Exxon Becomes Secretary of State? What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Maybe we need a SecState who'd make us forget Hillary Clinton's nonexistent conflicts of interest once and for all. Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson fits the bill.

Loser N.C. Gov Pat McCrory Might Get To Sniff Your Junk In Trump Administration

Failing upward, is what this is called.
dana rohrabacher (right) R, The Taliban

Dana Rohrabacher (R-The Taliban) For Secretary Of State? LOL They Are Just F*cking With Us Now

Donald Trump is having a real hard time filling his cabinet! There are only so many Christianist lunatics who don't believe in public schools to run the department of Education, and actual mustache-twirling villains foreclosing on 90-year-old women over...

Team of Evils: Mitt Romney Saves The Universe?

Just kidding. It's hopeless.
Any good Secretary of Defense should be able to go 'Woo-woo-woo-woop!'

Donald Trump Sycophants Plan Cabinet Positions For Coming Government-In-Exile

Elaborate 'reviewing stands' made from refrigerator boxes being prepared for 'inauguration.'
Unbelievable but TRUE

How Did Wonkette Make It Into Anonymous’s ‘Proof’ That Hillary Clinton’s A Child Sex Prevert?

Anonymous is on to something! Or maybe just 'on something,' if you know what we mean.

Wikileaks Pretty Sure Hillary Clinton Is A Child Sex Trafficker Now, It Is Just Obvious

You won't believe this incredible news! Mostly because it's pure bunk,.

Alabama Secretary Of State Respects Martin Luther King Too Much To Make Voting Easier

Well SOMEBODY'S doing the rigging!

In Hacked Emails, Colin Powell Gossips About Trump, Benghazi, Those Dicks Who Effed Up Iraq

Recently hacked emails from Colin Powell reveal him being far more honest than a former diplomat usually would be. Imagine that!

Did Colin Powell Lead Hillary Clinton Into Life Of Dirty Email Crime? MAYBE!

This is all probably Hillary Clinton's fault somehow.
Look at 'em schemin'!

Hillary Clinton Attended Birthday Party Of Clinton Foundation Official Bill Clinton! GO TO JAIL!

OMG, you guys, the noose is definitely tightening around the many foul crimes Hillary Clinton committed while Secretary of State, when she did all kinds of rotten stuff that would simply shock you, and which any ordinary American would...

Hillary Clinton’s Emails Totally Colin Powell’s Fault, Why Does Colin Powell Hate America?

Colin Powell advised Hillary to use her own private emails, and he probably did Benghazi too.
The cross flag lapel pin is a nice touch.

Kansas Prevents Thousands From Voting, Like Jesus Would Have Wanted

Did you hear THREE foreign people have voted in Kansas in the last 18 years? Obviously everybody else should be disenfranchised, then!
Whoops! (yes, it's shopped. Kansas is not tropical. Yet.)

Kansas Spanish Language Voter Guides Had Some Totally Tiny Errors, No Big Deal At All

In addition to all of Kansas's other teensy little roadblocks to voting -- like the bizarre two-tier registration system where it's possible for some voters to be registered to vote in federal elections but ineligible to vote in state...
Bout ta 'SPLAIN each other.

Hillary And Bernie Have Big Fight Over Who’s Most Gayest For Obama

Oh hey Wonkers, did you watch Thursday night's Big Exciting Democratic Debate? Well see ya wouldn't wanna be ya if you didn't! It was more of the same we've come to expect from those two crazy kids, Hillary Clinton and...