Tag: secretary of state

Dear North Korea: Please Remember Our President Says Lots Of Crazy Bullshit

A sincere call for international understanding.

Senate’s Big White House North Korea Briefing Lamer Than Field Trip To Box Factory

At least the senators could make jokes about how in German, a bus ride is a 'Busfarht.'

Mike Flynn BEGGING To Be FBI Snitch! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 31, 2017

Mike Flynn SO, SO scared he's Benedict Arnold, Trump's going to war with tea party crazies, and a wild Rex Tillerson appeared in Foggy Bottom! Go, Morning News Brief!

Trump: No Muslim Ban, No Muslim Ban, YOU’RE A Muslim Ban!

This time for sure!
OK, maybe not a room at the State Department...

Dammit, We Hoped Rex Tillerson Was One Of The Grown-Ups

Everything is fine, we're all gonna die.

Oh, The Top State Department Management Just Resigned. Did We Need Them?

As we all know from action movies, senior diplomats just get in the way.
Totally real files. Our top men have looked at them. Top. Men.

Trump Peeing On ‘Ethics’ Office Like Calvin Pees On Chevys And/Or Fords

Donald Trump has solved his conflict of interest problem. How? By saying there's no problem!

Is It Bad For Philippines’s President To Kill 6,000 People? Trump’s SecState Just Doesn’t Know!

Human rights? We don't recall Trump saying we had to think about those anymore.

John McCain Will Be Snarly, Cranky Bastard About Trump’s Secretary Of State For FIVE AND A HALF YEARS

John McCain was wearing his crotchety pants Wednesday.

Donald Trump Very Busy Man, Does Not Have Time For Silly Press Conferences!

If you had a schedule this busy, you would cancel press conferences about your conflicts of interest too!
OK, maybe not a room at the State Department...

Vladimir Putin Picks Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson For Secretary Of State, Trump Agrees

Donald Trump's choice for secretary of State appears to be just another Russian hack.

John Bolton’s Mustache Bristling At Barack Obama For Hacking The DNC And Blaming It On Russia

John Bolton thinks we shouldn't hastily assume the Russians hacked U.S. elections, so he hastily assumed Barack Obama is lying.

The RNC Has Nothing But Love For Russia. Your Wonkagenda For December 12, 2016

Trump's team doesn't believe it's own intel, Rick Perry might get a new job, and China has some explosive thoughts about Taiwan.

Hey, What If The CEO Of Exxon Becomes Secretary of State? What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Maybe we need a SecState who'd make us forget Hillary Clinton's nonexistent conflicts of interest once and for all. Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson fits the bill.