secretary of commerce

POSTS WE'LL ALMOST CERTAINLY FEEL BAD ABOUT LATER  11:00 am June 11, 2012

Let’s Speculate Wildly About The Sec’y Of Commerce’s Crazed Rear-Ending Spree (Update)

by Josh Fruhlinger

When we say “Secretary of Commerce,” what’s the first thing that pops into your mind? For 95 percent of you, it’s probably “Secretary of what?” or “What of Commerce?” But the true hardcore politics nerds among you think “Ah ha, former Washington Governor Gary Locke! One of Obama’s two Asian-American cabinet picks!” And then you’re [...]

LIVE FREE OR DIE  9:58 am February 3, 2009

Judd Gregg Is Nominated President Of Commerce!

by Sara K. Smith

Yay a new era has dawned in Washington, bipartisanship forever, etc! After Barack Obama’s pudgy comic foil had to renounce the Latino Consolation Prize due to a corruption investigation, people wondered who could possibly replace Bill Richardson. And then the name “Judd Gregg” was floated, and people said, “well, he was pretty good in Fast [...]

REPLACEMENTS  9:36 am January 7, 2009

Maybe This Celebrity Guy Will Lead Commerce!

by Sara K. Smith

Barack Obama has completely exhausted his list of passingly competent government nobodies to fill the remaining positions in his upper-level administration, so now he is reaching out to people he has heard about on the teevee. Today we hear that Richard Parsons is under consideration for Secretary of Commerce now that Bill Richardson has returned [...]


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