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Posts Tagged ‘secretaries of state’

EXERCISE

Madeleine Albright and the Leg Press: Controversy Settled, Once and For All

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

secretary%20madeleine%20albright.jpgWe’ve received a ridiculous number of emails and reader comments about former Secretary of State Madeleine’s Albright’s claim that she can leg press 400 pounds. We’ve heard persuasive contentions and evidence on both sides. The argument has been more vigorous, spirited, and detailed than the congressional debate over the Iraq war resolution. MORE »


EXERCISE

Madeleine Albright and the Leg Press: The Controversy Rages On

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

secretary%20madeleine%20albright.jpgThe afternoon has been a bit slow in terms of news. So let’s take you back to the great debate over Madeleine Albright’s ability to leg press 400 pounds. We reported about it, and then we questioned it.

Several of you now question our questioning. One of Secretary Albright’s students at Georgetown writes:

I’ve been following your coverage of the great Albright leg-press debate and have some fuel to add to the fire. I am a student in her class at Georgetown and in our most recent class we discussed her leg-press abilities in between discussions about Kosovo and Kim Jong Il. She told us that she slowly worked up from small weights, adding a few pounds on each time. But she asserted that she most definitely can leg-press 400 pounds. And seeing how fit she looks now–she’s lost a lot of weight since she was Secretary–I wouldn’t doubt her. With guns like that, she doesn’t need diplomatic security anymore!

We just saw Albright on CNN — she was promoting her new book — and we’re inclined to agree. Maddy’s looking svelte these days.

And this is just for starters. After the jump, a frighteningly detailed defense of Albright’s ability to leg press four hundred pounds.

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EXERCISE

An Addendum on Albright’s Athleticism

Friday, April 21st, 2006

In response to our recent item about Madeleine Albright’s ability to leg-press 400 pounds, a tipster tells us: MORE »


CONDOLEEZZA RICE

Madeleine Albright Can Crush You

Thursday, April 20th, 2006

albright.jpgI WILL BREAK YOU LIKE TWIG MORE »