Tag: secret service
Donald Trump Jr. doesn't want a Secret Service detail anymore. Wonder why?
Goodbye, Keith! Time to go cry somewhere else, Keith!
Protip: It's a really bad idea to treat the people responsible for your safety like you treat your construction subcontractors.
Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!
To be fair, failure is EXHAUSTING.
President Griftabuck can't seem to squeeze enough cash out of the Secret Service to make protecting his life worthwhile.
Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!
The WEAK AND FAILING JAY SEKULOW, everyone!
Jay Sekulow embarasses himself on national television (again), TrumpCare stalls (again), and Ann Coulter gets told to sit down and shut up. Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump thinks running the most powerful country in the world is a fucking reality show.
Guys, they're really just not good at this stuff. Any of it.
The Trumps have picked a school for Barron. It sounds very nice!
Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that.
Trump has a spot for the ladies, TrumpCare rides again (again), and Hannity throws another tantrum. Your morning news brief!
How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?
Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!