Tag: secret service

Trump Tower: A Luxurious Address With Secret Service Protection And A Target On Its Back!

What, you don't want to live there? There's totally a Starbucks in the lobby.

New York Would Like Some Money For Donald Trump’s Security, Please. First Bill: $35 Million, Cheap!

You'd almost get the impression a highrise office/residential tower in the middle of Manhattan is a lousy place for an alternative White House.

Army Rides To Indians’ Rescue, Shuts Down DAPL. Wonkagenda for Monday, December 5, 2016

#DAPL protesters win, armed nutjobs are 'investigating' Hillary Clinton's kid sex ring, and Trump is poking Ghyna in the eye. Your daily news brief!

New York City Spending One Million A Day To Protect Donald Trump, But It’s Cool Because He’s Not Black

Donald Trump doesn't much care for the cow town of Washington DC. He likes New York City, because it is full of culture and golden toilets. New York City does not particularly return his affection. VIDEO: Donald Trump gets booed...

It’s Election Day! Your Wonkagenda: Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Glenn Beck does the impossible, Jame O'Keefe's same old shenanigans, and marijuanas across America! Your Wonkagenda!

The Mantrumpian Candidate. Your Wonkagenda, Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Trump's dirty money, Evan McMullin's robot problem, and Megyn Kelly's dead-end job! Your morning news brief!

Is This Barack Obama’s Giant Boner? Sure, Why Not

Oh, so you wouldn't mind seeing Obama's ding-dong but Trump's would gross you out? DOUBLE STANDARD! But we get it.

Trump Creeper Roger Stone: After Debate, Hillary Was Whisked Offstage, Put On Life Support

The Make-Things-Up-o-Sphere has a new twist on Hillary Clinton's debate performance: She barely survived the debate, then had to be connected to an oxygen tank immediately after.

Awwww, Hillary Clinton Bought A New House For All Her Emails Or Huma Or Whatever

Is there real estate porn in this post? YOU BET YOUR ASS.

Wonkagenda: Friday, September 23, 2016

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Sarah Palin Hits Head, Makes As Much Sense As Ever

Palin managed to make a Facebook post about her falling down and banging her head on some rocks all about Hillary Clinton.

Frail Old Hillary Clinton Shattered A Hip In Scranton, Election Canceled :(

Don't worry, everyone, she is FINE, our headline is a big joke!

Did The Secret Service Give Donald Trump A Talking To? Guess We Will Never Ever Know

On Wednesday, CNN reporter Jim Sciutto tweeted that he had spoken to a Secret Service official who told him that Secret Service members had "more than one conversation" with the Donald Trump campaign about his little "Second Amendment People"...

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 11, 2016

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What Is Hillary Clinton Dying From Today?

She is dying of all the things, and all the things are dying of her, UNFORTUNATELY.
What gives? Not one of these people is a pony.

Deleted Comments: Why Is Hillary Clinton Cutting Off Donald Trump’s Head With Renaissance Art?

A rightwing website noticed our t-shirt, and decided it was politically incorrect.