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Boise, Idaho Hosts 9/11 Conspiracy Concert On 9/11 Anniversary

Before Barry forced him to walk the plank with an iPod full of Bruce Springsteen super glued to his ears, Osama bin Laden was pretty excited to delay an Amtrak train or something, on 9/11/11. But Osama bin Laden is dead now, or so we have been led to believe, so why is he still allowed to plan terrorist attacks? This is what he has been doing, according to some theater in Boise, Idaho, which has dared to break terrorist tradition by advertising an attack before it is scheduled to occur. Apparently, Boise is going to celebrate the 10th anniversary of 9/11 with something called “EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY.” Did someone forget to tell Boise that nothing is supposed to happen in the sky, on 9/11? Or is this just something unrelated that has been blown out of proportion by an idiot with a cell phone camera? Read more on Boise, Idaho Hosts 9/11 Conspiracy Concert On 9/11 Anniversary…
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Charles Krauthammer Despises ‘Fairness,’ Dagnabbit

The best thing to come out of this Greatest Depression would be for the Washington Post to go out of business. It would truly be a “silver lining.” Because Dana Priest and the other few hot-ticket reporters could easily find new jobs at other out-of-business newspapers. And the major upside of the Post going out of business would be the total decimation of its editorial board and op-ed columnist stable. Fred Hiatt, Richard Cohen, Charles Krauthammer, George Will, David Broder. Imagine a media world in which these names no longer existed. They only exist now as a sort of institutionally-guarded trolling scheme, so why not BOMB the institution? VERY GOOD YES? Oh. Well, Charles Krauthammer wrote something stupid today. Read more on Charles Krauthammer Despises ‘Fairness,’ Dagnabbit…
 

Henry Kissinger Sleep-lies Through Another Committee Hearing

Pictured: Henry Kissinger’s HotSoup.com profile. Online now! Henry Kissinger testified before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee yesterday, and by Dana Milbank’s account, it was a bravura performance. Kissinger managed to suggest that Bush had a secret plan to end the war, and then he convinced all the Senators that he agreed with everything they were saying. That lovable old (inaudible) is just as wily as ever and he’ll apparently be with us fucking everything up for another hundred years! Read more on Henry Kissinger Sleep-lies Through Another Committee Hearing…