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  spies like him

Which Kings And Queens Is Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown A Secret Agent For?

Here was an odd little brag from the People’s Senator, the fanny for the common man, the rootin’-est, tootin’-est Playgirl model to ever bare his treasure trail in the US Congress: “Each and every day that I’ve been a United States senator, I’ve been discussing issues, meeting on issues, in secret meetings with kings and queens and prime ministers and business leaders and military leaders, talking, voting, working on issues every single day.” And that prompts the terribly important questions of who are these kings and queens with whom Sen. Brown is having these secret meetings, what have they promised him in exchange for being their mole on the Armed Services and Homeland Security committees, and last but certainly most important: DOES HE BOW? Read more on Which Kings And Queens Is Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown A Secret Agent For?…
  dept. of religious studies

Herman Cain Is Now Every Muslim Person’s Best Friend

These are strange times, so it is not too surprising that Herman “Let’s Just Ban All the Mosques” Cain is now just a few Pillars of Islam away from becoming the East Coast’s hottest new imam. Just last week, Herman Cain was very serious about that part in the First Amendment that says mosques are not allowed, because of Freedom, so why is he all of a sudden going on tours and having “quiet meetings” with people inside actual mosques? Is Herman Cain the latest victim in the grand Muslim conspiracy? There is really no other reason why the people of the fancy-shmancy “ADAMS Center” would want to spend time explaining their religion to Herman Cain, so probably! Read more on Herman Cain Is Now Every Muslim Person’s Best Friend…
 

Obama Press Corps Hilariously Fooled During Secret Meeting

How did Hillary Clinton, who’s been locked in her Washington home on a barbiturate bender for the last 48 hours with the press clamoring at the gates, and Barack Obama, who commands an even larger, consolidated national press corps now, manage to meet privately (for hot bottled water) at that senator gal’s house last night? Easy! An unmarked van sneaked into Hillary’s side entrance (natch) and kidnapped her, while Obama took his reporters to the airport, locked them on a plane, and drove hastily to the meeting, where he violently ripped the duct tape from Hillary’s mouth and put her through bamboo-under-the-fingernails torture. And the press missed it! Read more on Obama Press Corps Hilariously Fooled During Secret Meeting…
 

WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT? WHAT? WHAT?: Suck it, Drudge! Apparently Hillary is meeting with superdelegates in a magical secret meeting at the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee in our Washington D.C. right now. [Marc Ambinder] Read more on …