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SECRET HISTORIES

More Super Mean ‘Liz Becton’ E-mails!

Friday, June 19th, 2009

Or you could respond like that.We have EMAIL PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE that Rep. Jim McDermott’s executive assistant/office manager/scheduler/pet dragon Elizabeth “Liz” Becton, the Meanest Lady in DC, was not simply having a “bad day” when she went nuts on someone, over e-mail, who mistakenly saluted her as “Liz.” Below are two more of Liz Becton’s run-ins with e-mail, in which she type-screams at entire listservs about GETTING THE LUNCH LADY’S NAME RIGHT, and swears to destroy a Mole scheduler who once leaked stuff to your Wonkette. MORE »


HILLARY CLINTON

Hillary Clinton Releases Mountain Of Papers That No One Will Ever Read

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

In happier days, when all she had to worry about was resigning in shame from the board of Wal-MartHillary Clinton finally buckled to the Republican/Ken Starr/Barack Obama attack machine today and released over 11,000 pages of documents that will offer transparency and insight into her tenure as First Lady, if anybody ever gets around to reading that crap. Now the public shall know what happened on every sad, grinding day in the eight-year stint that made an exciting, vivacious, interesting and personable woman with tremendous political potential into the embittered hack she is today. Join us on this magical journey through the past! MORE »