Lynne Cheney is celebrating the end of her successful tour of duty as America’s Second-Most-Loathed Cheney by writing a memoir. So she’s hitting the tv circuit and telling charming stories about her whirlwind high school romance with Vice President Ernst “Dick” Blofeld. He dumped her for a cheerleader in senior year! Then Lynne’s grandma bought her a “black lace sheath dress” which apparently convinced Dick that this one would put out so he went back to her and then they got married and went on to the destroy the nation for forty years. Lynne also wants to dispel some rumors! MORE »