Tag: second amendment

'S okay, he's a nice demon like Anya.

Barack Obama Seizing 4,000 Guns — From Beyond The Grave!

You don't really expect a background check to check backgrounds, do you?

Supreme Court Won’t Let Gun Humpers Have Any Fun At All :(

The Supreme Court still allows some restrictions on guns? What is this, Stalin's Germany in 1984?
Look at all those magazines! Or are they clips?

Dems Introduce Assault Weapons Ban, Because Fuck Your Guns Is Why

Get ready for the geniuses asking if we want to ban CARS, TOO.
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments: A Visit From The Gunsplanation Man!

Oh dear. Someone used a Gun Lover Worship Word wrong!
Catch you with my death bag. Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song

Which Of These Las Vegas Shooting Conspiracy Theories Is Most Stupidest? Potato

The Truth is Out There. It certainly isn't in any of these conspiracy theories.

NRA Demands Answers On Why Obama Never Banned All These Gun Things

Step right up and win a prize if your brother-in-law already explained this is Obama's fault!

GOP Might Do One Tiny Little Thing About Guns, But Only If NRA Says It’s OK (It Won’t)

The technology of mass shootings has come a long way, baby.

Republicans On Gun Silencer Bill After Las Vegas: We Don’t Know Her!

Shh. The sportsmen have sensitive ears. Don't say anything to make them buy more guns. (They'll do that anyway)

Las Vegas Reax Day Two: More Shitmouths, With Mouths Dripping With Shit

What's so noble about being dead?

Who’s Already Scream Shitting About Las Vegas? A Shitmouth Roundup!

Get ready for more of this sort of thing.

Donald Trump Reads Perfectly Adequate Statement To Shocked Nation, Doesn’t Even Blame Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump stayed on script, and is now very Presidential.

Wonkette Politicizes Las Vegas Mass Shooting By Mentioning Guns

Here we are again, mentioning guns even though it's #TooSoon.

It’s Morning In America, Which Means 50 Dead And 400 Injured In Las Vegas Shooting Massacre

An American exercising his sacred Second Amendment right to own all the guns he wanted set a new record.
Yes, this really exists

In Shocking Turn, Alabama Republicans Vote For The Lunatic Bigot

This is why Alabama cannot have nice things.

Jesus, Facebook, Does Russia Have A Pee Tape Of You Too?

It's starting to look like Facebook's complicity in helping Russia get Trump elected is VAST.