second amendment
Hey NSA, If You’re Reading This Could You Maybe Do Something About All These Gun Horrors? (Updated)
Perhaps you’re aware of the Most Depressing Thing on the Internet, Slate’s running tally of every US gun death since Newtown, which at the time of this writing stood at 4,850 including the six who were killed in Santa Monica in Friday’s ordinary run-of-the mill mass murder spree by a kevlar-clad neo-berserker lunatic. Eleven people [...]
Teen Korner For Teenz: Please Don’t Shoot Us Edition
Guns! Can live without ‘em, and with ‘em, well, we can’t live! I tell ya! But however much Obama and the Kommunist Youth are trying to take your second amendment gun fondling rights, you will always be able to keep your semiautomatic lead sprinklers, no matter how much we sensible people might try to grab [...]
Daily Caller: Why Do All These ‘P*ssy’ Journalists Think Five-Year-Olds Should Not Have Guns?
To be fair, because we at your Wonket are always fair, the idiot who wrote today’s Daily Caller masterpiece about “effete liberal p*ssies” (their asterisk) who think five-year-olds should not have guns DOES SAY that if a five-year-old has a gun, he should be supervised. With his gun. Made specifically for children. That the child [...]
Hero Arizona Gov Jan Brewer Signs Bill Defending Right To Life Of Poor Defenseless Guns
Earlier this year, we learned of the sad fate of guns turned in at gun buyback programs, where people voluntarily gave up the weapons they had in their homes because they didn’t want them to fall into the hands of criminals or even law-abiding citizens (and toddlers) who might snap one day and “accidentally” shoot [...]
Minnesota Radio Host Has Best-Ever Apology For Telling Newtown Parents To ‘Go To Hell’
This week, Minnesota radio host Bob Davis, of Davis & Emmer, delivered a master class in victimology: the parents whose children were murdered in Newtown were victimizing Bob Davis by … well, we are not sure. Asking for universal background checks maybe, which of course used to be the sensible position shared by the NRA [...]
James O’Keefe Totally PWNS Piers Morgan And Robert DeNiro On Guns, Hahahaha LOL
Can you beat our HIGH SCORE of watching TWO ENTIRE MINUTES of James O’Keefe’s total GOTCHA of Piers Morgan, and “people who work at Robert DeNiro’s production company,” by asking them if they would sign petitions to ban guns in movies and digitally remove guns what are already in movies from those movies that the [...]
Armed Indiana Gentlemen Show Gun-Protesting Moms How A Polite Society Works
A crime against the hallowed Second Amendment has thankfully been averted, hooray! Several gentlemen armed with freedom guns filled with liberty bullets have convinced some mothers rallying for stupid Nazi shit like background checks and clip limits never to attempt to assemble or attempt to regulate their well-regulated militias, ever again! Sorry, Indiana Commies of [...]
Greatest Living American Politician Answers Idiotic Constituent Email: ‘Deaaaad Honky’
Being an elected official at any level and in any part of the country can be a giant pain in the ass. Your job alternates between calling up a list of donors everyday to make sure that they are happy with the tax breaks you gave them, and answering queries and complaints from the moderate [...]
Obama Trying To Take Too Many Guns, Says Man Who Shot Old Man In The Face
Someone has an opinion about something, and that someone is still-undead former vice president/dark lord Dick Cheney, and that something is whether or not we should all have guns with which to shoot old men in the face.
Let’s Learn From Our Stupid Advertiser How To Hide Guns From The Government
You should be scared. Very scared. SUPER scared. It is beneficial if you are scared, because then you will get angry, and vote for stupid people. In this case, you should be scared that the government is going to take away your guns, as a prominently featured Wonkette advertisement has been telling you they will. [...]
Andrea Mitchell: Reagan Supported Gun Laws; Gun Dude: Who, That Senile Old Man?
Andrea Mitchell interviewed one of the gun lobby’s many useless idiots, Erich Pratt (heh) of Gun Owners of America, and did us all the service of pointing out that she’s not allowed to go on the teevee and call people fucking cunts no matter how bad she wants to. Nor can she go on television [...]
Fox’s Megyn Kelly Accidentally Commits Journalism About Guns
“Blah blah blah Hitler or something executive orders are only okay if you are a Republican INPEACH,” says Jay Sekulow, who heads Pat Robertson’s pathetic conservative fake law outfit. But then Megyn Kelly does something weird: she is all “nuh uh.”
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