Tag: second amendment

Free kitten with every five mass shootings

America, Massachusetts Would Like To Have A Word With You About Guns.

A gun law that goes beyond cursory background checks? Fascinating! Tell me more!
One's a rubber-faced novelty item that became a fad for no good reason. The other's a doll.

Deleted Comments: Attack Of Multi-Troll Almost Distracted Us From Arizona Legislator’s Furry Saga

Is our trolls learning? Probably not. But hey, how about this rightwing Arizona lady who came to appreciate furries?

We Watched Trump’s Weak Loser NRA Speech So You Don’t Have To

And the crowd went ... what is the opposite of wild?

Time For More Stupid Gun Shit If You Can Believe That

Say what you will about the trade deficit, but America manufactures more Gun Stupid than any other country.
photoshopped image of Donald Trump holding a revolver

Donald Trump Going To NRA Convention To Tell NRA What NRA Told Him He Thinks About Guns

But the gunhumpers are sad they can't open carry all over the president :(

Kris Kobach Full Of Snide Things To Say About Teenagers Protesting Gun Violence

In which Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach and a bunch of armed assholes talk shit about teenagers who don't want to be murdered with guns.
Gun version of 'First they came for...'

Dick’s Sporting Goods Announces AR-Genda Of GUNOCIDE!

As if thousands of rifles never fired, and stayed silent. Exactly like that, in fact.

Armed Teachers Update: Are We Safe Yet?

Reducing the availability of guns? Well now you're just talking nonsense, mister.

Deleted Comments: You Know What Causes School Shootings? Porn And Not Loving The Founders.

In which we learn that the true mark of an educated American is meeting the arbitrary demands of a guy in the comments.
The right to bare legs is much more fun

Gun News Roundup: Who’s A Nazi Today, Other Than Actual Nazis?

Guns are still legal, but Laura Ingraham ain't looking so good.

Trump Makes VA Great Again With ‘Girther’ Doc. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 29, 2018

Trump's doctor to lead the VA, Laura Ingraham is being a stupid mean girl on Twitter, and more about DJTJ and his dick. Your morning news brief.

Fox News Vs. The Teens. Sorry, Fox.

Another Children's Treasury of Fox News versus reality.

Deleted Comments: Guess Abortion Got Outlawed And We Completely Missed It

Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things!
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments: Is This Some Kind Of Cult? You Can ALL Burn In HELL! Also, I Own 20 Assault Rifles.

We sure hope these folks are more competent handling guns than they are with keyboards.

Deleted Comments: From Hell’s Heart I Stab At Thee! I Will Never Stop Until Wonkette Debates Me!

The 2nd Amendment is the law of the land, so protesting guns is treason. Cool story, bro.

Fuck Your Thoughts And Prayers, Joe Barton!

Five Dollar Feminist is MAD ABOUT A THING.