secession
ANOTHER RECENT MAINSTREAM GOP FAD THAT ONLY EIGHT MONTHS AGO WAS CONSIDERED EXTREME FOR PAULTARDS: The Oklahoma legislature has followed in the footsteps of Texas and passed an important resolution declaring state sovereignty. Lovely. Go on now, don’t stop there, secede! Goodbye! See you in a few days, when the “American military” firebombs your capital! [...]
Secessionist Mule-Raping Georgia Governor Candidate Would Also Kill Own Son, For Liberty
Georgia gubernatorial candidate Neal Horsley, a.k.a. “The One,” wants to secede from America because of the liberals. This charming fellow made headlines a few years ago when he got into an argument with Alan Colmes, who simply couldn’t understand why Horsley would fuck the shit out of mules. (“Welcome to domestic life on the farm… [...]
Texas Probably Won’t Secede Any Time Soon
Despite Governor Rick Perry’s tuff talk, it appears that most Texans are inclined to remain United States citizens. Boo! A Rasmussen survey shows that a mere 18 percent of residents are willing to throw off the shackles of federal tax slavery and go it alone as a moderately sized First World nation sandwiched between the [...]
Rick Perry Voices Support For Stupidest Thing Ever
Texas Gov. Rick Perry is such a badass, right, and he doesn’t like it when those incompetent fucktards in Washington start fucking around with his Texas fucking budget. Ever heard of the 10th Amendment, about how states are responsible for powers not granted to the federal government? Well go suck a dick, Obama, cause Rick [...]
The Article Itself, However, Is A Slow Read
Remember when this guy singlehandedly vaulted Mike Huckabee into the top tier of 2008 Republican presidential candidates? Because it appears that he’s since converted to the Doctor. [WorldNetDaily]
Dire Paultards Consider ‘Sessession’ Options
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