Middle-Aged Secessionist Lady From Texas Will Launch Bloody War For Her Freedom
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009The secessionist losers in Texas held a major rally (like 2 people) in front of the state Capitol this past weekend, but whither be leader Rick Perry and his 70 pretend-secessionist allies from the state legislature? Apparently they were all busy doing… let’s see… anything else. But the Texas Observer was there to cover the madness and met some interesting “Real Americans,” who at one point very patriotically shouted, “we hate the United States.” MORE »











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Despite Governor Rick Perry’s
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