Tag: sean hannity

Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

Early Voters (Of The Mexican Type) May Have Already Saved America From Spray-Tan Hitler!

Dear sane people: RELAX. And VOTE. Are you relaxing, and also voting? Do that right now!

The Humble Hannity? Your Wonkagenda, November 2, 2016

Donald Trump's pervy sex novel, Bernie Sanders burns big pharma, and a Texas A.G. learns all about Twitter. Your Morning News Brief!

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Newt Gingrich hates sex, "Wal-Mart Moms", and Rush Limbaugh is SHOCKED about an old gay man. Here's your morning news brief!

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, October 25, 2016

You have GOT to see these allegedly super crooked Trump PAC douchebags. They're *perfect*. Plus more in your Morning News Brief!
Sharks is confusing!

What If Fox News Didn’t Suck So Much?

For real, it could happen! Would that make you happy or sad?

Donald Trump Preparing For Sunday’s Debate By … Oh Screw It

Debate prep is for LOSERS.

Sean Hannity Can’t Stop Crying Because Megyn Kelly Is Bad Mean Bully

Why does Megyn Kelly have to be such a big mean bully all the time so much?
No one will be able to read them, anyway.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, October 6, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Fox News Reminds Stupid Fox News Hosts Not To Be So Stupid All The Time

BREAKING NEWS: Fox News has 'editorial standards.' WHO KNEW?

Hillary Clinton’s Temperament Can’t Stop Giggling At Unhinged Man-Baby Donald Trump

We told you Hillary was going to grind Trump down into a fine orange dust, and she did.

Donald Trump Only Wants Stop-And-Frisk In Chicago, Where The Blacks Are

Settle down, frightened white residents of Dubuque. He didn't mean YOU!
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Wonkagenda: September 21, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!