sean hannity
Very Self-Aware Grandma Grifter Sarah Palin Calls Nancy Pelosi ‘Dingbat’
Everyone RELAX because Sarah Palin has officially weighed in on our freedom, and how it has been taken away by the Supreme Court and Obamacare. Here she is on Fox News with Sean Hannity, discussing how all hell will break loose now that we can ALL BUY HEALTH INSURANCE FROM A CORPORATION, oh NOES, it’s [...]
Brain-Eating Space Virus Roger Ailes Turns on Itself
Media Matters just flagged this bizarre statement it found in the transcript of an April speech that Ailes gave at the UNC School of Journalism: “We have one conservative on FOX News, Sean Hannity.” That’s it! Just that one, according to Roger Ailes, who may or may not be losing functioning in his frontal lobe. [...]
Hannity: Poor People Are Doing Fine Because There Is Enough Rice And Beans To Go Around
Oh, the radio! Fox News doesn’t let Sean Hannity speak lies to the powerless to quite the degree that he would like to, so, on his radio program on Monday, the reigning drunk jock of the airwaves took a call from a man who was trying to explain why he wasn’t convinced he should vote [...]
Fox News Token Liberal’s F-Bomb Terrifies Sean Hannity
Do you know this guy Bob Beckel, the Fox News Liberal Who Isn’t Juan Williams? Usually his job is to go on Glenn Beck replacement The Five and have Dana Perino scratch his eyeballs out, while C. Montgomery Burns, The Joker, and, who else, Ashley Todd, maybe, cackle at the horror. But he also moonlights [...]
Bachmann: People Without Health Insurance Should Be Free To ‘Roll The Dice’ Of Life
Hi, here is one of the most relaxing days you’ve had in at least five days, and now Michele Bachmann is here to make it even better by telling you that if you don’t have health insurance, don’t worry, because health insurance is not “uniquely different,” and why does it think it’s so great? Bachmann, [...]
Toxic Cannibal Newt Gingrich Manages to Find Obama’s Trayvon Comments ‘Disgraceful’
Well, guess we got one more post in us this evening, huh? Here we were, drinking wine, sitting on the couch, and braiding Kirsten Boyd Johnson’s hair, and this little bit of happiness and rainbows and unicorns and magic flitted across our (somewhat impaired) field of vision: Newt Gingrich, Great White Hope, has turned his [...]
Ann Coulter Says It Is Now Time To ‘Go After’ The Obama Children
Despite steadfastly declaring a year ago that if people nominated Mitt Romney to be president, “we’ll lose,” fervent Mitt Romney supporter and reluctant believer in math Ann Coulter has now decided that in order for loser Mitt to lose slightly less appallingly, his supporters and the undecided tens of millions on the right must “go [...]
Palin: Obama Seems To Want To Go Back To The Days Of Slavery
Sarah Palin went on Heinity on Thursday to do some sort of to-the-core-of-the-earth analysis of something Obama-related, god knows what, but perhaps hugs? (Hannity describes it as a “sort of bit of information,” which is the closest any conservative has come to admitting how flea-sized this incident is.) And the gist was Sean Hannity asking [...]
Sean Hannity Watches in Horror as Rick Perry Declares Himself Socialist
Ha ha, the 2012 GOP primary season may turn out to be a boring one, but at least it will be really, really weird: here, for example, is amoral Fox News imp-turd Sean Hannity staring in disbelief as Rick Perry smacks down Mitt Romney for being a “vulture capitalist” over and over like a drugged [...]
Rick Perry Pretty Much Compares Himself To Jesus On Teevee
Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Here is Sean Hannity interviewing Rick Perry in a moodily lit room full of farming implements, and boy is there ever a lot of sexual tension. Just make out already, you two! But okay okay, if we had to choose our favorite Rick Perry pick-up line from this “gay [...]
Bristol Palin And Sean Hannity Make Beautiful Interview Together
Overhyped reality neutron starlet Bristol Palin continues to grift across the country shilling her new book about doing whippets on the backs of snowmobiles as a toddler growing up in Alaska, so we know at least one person in America still has a job. Oh look, and she has appeared on Sean Hannity’s Fox News [...]
Pawlenty Wants U.S. #1 In Pet Rape, Thinks Another Recession’s Coming
How does a bland lone-horse candidate like Tim Pawlenty get attention when Donald Trump’s fake presidential contest is much more interesting? Not the birther “issue!” According to Pawlenty, he watched CNN say they saw Obama’s birth certificate, and he trusts them. What? Here’s Pawlenty’s plan: “Our role is not to be one of many, it’s [...]
Christine O’Donnell Doesn’t Believe In Premarital National Teevee Intercourse
Sexy Delaware sorceress Christine O’Donnell went on Sean Hannity’s teevee program to announce that although she’s been a promiscuous media whore her entire life, Jesus told her just yesterday that national teevee interviews are sinful and lusty. Perhaps one day Christine O’Donnell will return to television, to give an interview to her wizard-groom, thus consummating [...]
Sinister Mexicans Taking Over America With the So-Called ‘Metric System’
Real Americans know that Mexicans are not sneaking over the border and stealing our jobs because they want to “help feed their families” or “find a better life.” No, the true purpose of this invasion is to annex all of USA America to Latin America, restoring things to the way they were in the times [...]
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