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Kellyanne Conway Invited On All TV Shows That Ever Existed, Says Kellyanne Conway

Where's Kellyanne Conway? Did she get shitcanned too?

Kellyanne Conway Needs Our Thoughts And Prayers Right Now, Y’all

Or we could just laugh at her sorrow.

Trump & Russia? NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 15, 2017

Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!

Mike Flynn Dumped By Trump! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 14, 2017

Mike Flynn falls from grace, Joe Scarborough has a love problem, and super nerds save data! Your morning news brief!

Here’s Three OTHER Times Kellyanne Conway Was Stupid The Past 24 Hours

You'd think she would have gone home after the Bowling Green Massacre.

Sarah Palin Is Idiot, Whereas Tom Cotton Is … Correct? Huh, That Can’t Be Right …

Sarah Palin and Tom Cotton have thoughts on Julian Assange. GUESS WHICH ONE IS STUPIDER.

GOP Murders Ethics Office, Wonder Why! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 3, 2016.

The GOP tries to cover its ass, Trump tries to cover the border, and Julian Assange cries to Sean Hannity. Your morning news brief!

Wall Street Journal Too Big A Pussy To Call Donald Trump A Liar

How unfair to call Trump a liar, just because he's a liar!

MERRY EFFING CHRISTMAS, COREY LEWANDOWSKI!

Who is making Corey Lewandowski a victim in the War On Christmas? WHO?

Fox News Had To Remind Trump Camp Not To Get Megyn Kelly Murdered. For Real.

Welcome to your new America.
Next: Unleash the Precious Moments figurines!

Sean Hannity Buys Art Masterpiece For Donald Trump, Just As Classy As Anything Else Trump Owns

Maybe the Trump Foundation's portraits of Donald can be collected at the White House, too!

Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

Early Voters (Of The Mexican Type) May Have Already Saved America From Spray-Tan Hitler!

Dear sane people: RELAX. And VOTE. Are you relaxing, and also voting? Do that right now!

The Humble Hannity? Your Wonkagenda, November 2, 2016

Donald Trump's pervy sex novel, Bernie Sanders burns big pharma, and a Texas A.G. learns all about Twitter. Your Morning News Brief!

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Newt Gingrich hates sex, "Wal-Mart Moms", and Rush Limbaugh is SHOCKED about an old gay man. Here's your morning news brief!