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  i hate banks

Jackass Bank of America CEO Angry At You For Hating His Evil Bank

If you don’t hate Bank of America, you just haven’t ever dealt with Bank of America. Or perhaps you have never heard of banks at all? (Lucky you!) In any case, gazillionaire asshole Bryan Moynihan wants you to know that he also hates you for not loving his awesome bank: Read more on Jackass Bank of America CEO Angry At You For Hating His Evil Bank…
  kochsuckers

Koch Bros. Post Fake Eviction Notices On Houses, To ‘Startle People’

What have the Koch Brothers been up to, with their myriad front groups and extremist anti-American pogroms? Oh, just having their political shock troops post fake eviction notices on the houses of Michigan homeowners, for the lulz. This is what the Koch Brothers’ “Americans For Prosperity” goons were doing: Read more on Koch Bros. Post Fake Eviction Notices On Houses, To ‘Startle People’…
  republicans in the news

GOP Car Salesman/House Candidate Charged With Car-Lot Sex Attack

A grotesque 68-year-old car salesman, Republican “young gun” (?!) and failed Senate/House candidate from Ohio has been charged with “three felony charges of gross sexual imposition, and single counts of kidnapping, abduction, solicitation, and menacing by stalking.” Tea Party-endorsed Tom Ganley allegedly attacked a woman from Cleveland and stuck his hands down her pants after she refused his sexual advances, at a car dealership, where she was having her car serviced. During his campaign against Congresswoman Betty Sutton, Ganley redundantly described the sex-crime allegations against him as “lies, slander and false” and then helpfully explained that his victim was a Democrat, even though she’s a teabagger he met at a Tea Party rally. And then he threatened to sue his opponent when even more women came forward claiming that Ganley committed sex terribleness against them. Read more on GOP Car Salesman/House Candidate Charged With Car-Lot Sex Attack…
  america's apologist

Republican Leadership Honors Joe Barton’s Apology To BP

Remember when everybody was so outraged about actual Oil Industry Millionaire Joe Barton apologizing to BP for all the trouble America caused by allowing BP to destroy the entire Gulf of Mexico? And the GOP House leadership dragged Barton into a back room and slapped his cheeks gently with their flaccid old orange penises? And he was going to lose his spot as the ranking Republican on the powerful House Energy committee? Well, let’s let bygones be bygones, because America needs to move on. Read more on Republican Leadership Honors Joe Barton’s Apology To BP…
  european vacation

Mark Sanford Now Escaping To Europe For a Few Weeks

South Carolina, what a poop pile, right? It is no wonder the governor, Mark Sanford, never wants to spend any time in that goddamned place. Have you ever been down there? It is this awful fetid swamp, most of it consisting of nuclear waste dumps (in the rivers!), and one-in-five adults are jobless, forever, when things are “good.” Really, who can blame Sanford for wanting to jet all over the world all the time, banging rich latinas? He’ll even go on European Holiday with his hated wife and children, anything to get the hell out of South Carolina. Read more on Mark Sanford Now Escaping To Europe For a Few Weeks…