Tag: scumbags

Sadly, the prisoners today tend not to be Gentlemen like Mr. Pickwick

Arkansas Judge: There’s No ‘I Have Pancreatic Cancer’ In Debtors’ Prison

An Arkansas city is being sued for using its courts as a system for extracting revenue from poor people. But if it didn't, it might have to raise taxes, and how is that fair?

Minnesota Congressman Keith Ellison Correctly Calls Opponent ‘Scumbag’ In Totally Harmonious Debate

So here is this Chris Fields fellow, running against OH NOEZ A REVERSE RACIST MUSLIN TERRORIST, Minnesota Congressman Keith Ellison, and apparently he is a "low-life scumbag." We know this because Keith Ellison said so during their debate this...

Science Proves Rich People Are Generally Evil

Extremely wealthy people discard their own spouses and children as easily as they discard thousands of factory workers. They feel absolutely no guilt as they scheme and connive, and they will rip off other rich people in massive Ponzi...

Everything About Rick Santorum Is Gross, Like His ‘Creamcup Trust’

Today's Santorum scandal du jour -- which means "a frothy mix, etc.," in Santorum's native language of Gay Obsessed -- involves the various mansions he purchases through shady mortgages, in Virginia. But really, did he need to name his...

Take a Moment To Help Defeat the Senate’s Internet Censorship Nonsense (Thing Will Pop Up, Don’t Be Alarmed)

Does this widget thing work? If not, click here! Do it now! (Or in the morning.) This is a part of an effort of a coalition of sites and groups all over the internet. And the chorus of opposition...

Wall Street Journal Caught Padding European Circulation By Nearly Half

Shrunken cliche Rupert Murdoch's empire of shit continues to stink, with his "rogue corporation" caught in yet another amoral activity -- this time, managers of his Wall Street Journal have been caught inflating the paper's European circulation by 41%....

Giuliani Breaks Promise To Legally Gay Marry His Gay Roommates

Back when rat-faced 9/11 pornographer Rudy Giuliani was just another cross-dressing sleazebag New York politician kicked out of his house for banging his mistress, the only two people who would take him in were two kindly homosexual gentlemen. And...

Here’s How the Koch Bros. Put ‘Raise the Retirement Age’ On TV

Why, exactly, should we raise the retirement age? Who benefits from that? Certainly not people, now being told that they'll have to toil until death after all, just like the slaves and serfs of the cruel past. And why...

Newt Gingrich’s Campaign Staff All Quitting, For Obvious Reasons

We haven't heard about Newt Gingrich since he was pooping all over the GOP's platform and also defending his $500,000 no-interest credit line at Tiffany's, so he can always get some new whore trinkets for whatever new mistress he's...

AZ Tea Party Senators Want Tea Party License Plates To Benefit Tea Party

No legislative body in WORLD HISTORY has compared to the greatness of the Republican/Tea Party-led Arizona state senate, which bravely responded to Jared Loughner's slaughter in Tucson by creating an official state handgun and also legalizing loaded handguns at...

AZ Senate Wants More Slaughter, Approves Guns For All Everywhere

Arizona's Republican/Tea Party Senate is a semi-functioning real-life parody of Bloodsoaked Idiot America. This is the legislative body that responded to the awful gun slaughter of state politicians and citizens in Tucson by creating an Official Handgun of the...

Vile Racist Jeff Sessions: It’s His Day To Shine!

Who is this vile, lisping piglet known as the "top ranking Republican" on the Senate Judiciary Committee calling everybody and everything (mostly Elena Kagan) Communist and Anti-American? Why it's Alabama heartthrob Jeff Sessions, the Reagan-era U.S. attorney in Mobile...

But Could Saint Ronald Reagan Possibly Be As Corrupt As Barack Obama?

Some communist somewhere is circulating this old AP newspaper clipping claiming that the sainted Reagan Administration did that thing that every political leadership has done since the Dawn of Politics, and frankly it's insulting to the memory of The...

Jim Gibbons, America’s Worst Governor, Will Lose His Primary

Does anyone outside of Nevada remember America's Worst Governor, drunken idiot slimeball waitress-assaulting Jim Gibbons, a red-faced beady-eyed turd so stupid and crooked that even Nevada's Republicans have spent the past three rotten years mocking and attacking his incompetent,...

Feds Nail Five Blackwater Executives; Evil Racist Fascist ex-LAPD Chief Finally Dead

The Justice Department just indicted five evil southern scum-lords who used to run Blackwater, the private murder company hired by Dick Cheney to kill everyone in Iraq. The charges? Weapons violations, something about illegal machine guns, lies to the...

Charlie Crist Wants Feds To Prosecute Republican Party of Florida

Florida Republicans are always good for a laugh (Katherine Harris, etc.) or terrible scandal that destroys the national GOP during an election year (Mark Foley, etc.), so let's see what's going down in the "Alligator State" right now! Oh,...