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Apparently, the secret Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America meeting up in Canada is ending not with the sale of our children to Mexico, but rather with a hilarious world leader switcharoo.

Batting 1 For 3 With MSNBC [MSNC]

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Americablog’s John Aravosis wants to know why the hell our President had a gay pride flag behind him during last week’s George Stephanopoulos interview. MORE »

Here’s House Speaker Dennis Hastert on Fox, delivering a statement to the press just moments ago on his office’s unbelievably inept handing of the Mark Foley Cocktober Surprise. Serene little outdoors backdrop, very nice. Meanwhile, on CNN:
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CNN, predictably, taking an important FDA warning as yet another opportunity to subvert the traditional morals of the heartland. MORE »

Above, David Brooks demonstrates his three-part internet seduction technique. He forgets, of course, that you’re not supposed to use a real picture when you look like that. We’re still not shelling out for TimesSelect, and not even John Tierney’s next column, “A/S/L?” will convince us otherwise. MORE »

Good morning Washington and welcome back to work. Here to help ease the transition from your debauched three-day weekend excitement is Target’s own Franklin Delano Roosevelt action figure:

Kids — can you spot the 200 things terribly, terribly wrong with this picture? And concept? MORE »

Oh, Matt. We’re sorry. All that buildup and then he couldn’t deliver? We’ve all been there, buddy. MORE »

Of surging, explosive power. Look out, Florida, Ernesto’s coming! MORE »