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Posts Tagged ‘screengrabs’

CRUCIAL MILITARY STRATEGIES

So Here’s The Plan:

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

FUNNY PICTURES

Congratulations to MSNBC For Remembering What President Bush Looks Like

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

They all look the same to us - WonketteApparently, the secret Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America meeting up in Canada is ending not with the sale of our children to Mexico, but rather with a hilarious world leader switcharoo.

Batting 1 For 3 With MSNBC [MSNC]


MEDIA

CNN Bias Shocker!

Monday, April 9th, 2007

SENATE

New Senate Day!

Thursday, January 4th, 2007

MEDIA

Bush Subliminally Tricks Gays, Italian Hippies Into Supporting Him

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

bushgayflag.jpgAmericablog’s John Aravosis wants to know why the hell our President had a gay pride flag behind him during last week’s George Stephanopoulos interview. MORE »


TOP

Dennis Hastert, Media Master

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

hastertfox.jpgHere’s House Speaker Dennis Hastert on Fox, delivering a statement to the press just moments ago on his office’s unbelievably inept handing of the Mark Foley Cocktober Surprise. Serene little outdoors backdrop, very nice. Meanwhile, on CNN:
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CNN

FDA Says It’s Spinach, CNN Says the Hell With It

Friday, September 15th, 2006

cnnsalad.jpgCNN, predictably, taking an important FDA warning as yet another opportunity to subvert the traditional morals of the heartland. MORE »


NEW YORK TIMES

Hardest Sell Yet For TimesSelect

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

brookssex.jpgAbove, David Brooks demonstrates his three-part internet seduction technique. He forgets, of course, that you’re not supposed to use a real picture when you look like that. We’re still not shelling out for TimesSelect, and not even John Tierney’s next column, “A/S/L?” will convince us otherwise. MORE »


JIMMY CARTER

American History Still Pretty Much Based on Old Cereal Ads

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006

Good morning Washington and welcome back to work. Here to help ease the transition from your debauched three-day weekend excitement is Target’s own Franklin Delano Roosevelt action figure:
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Kids — can you spot the 200 things terribly, terribly wrong with this picture? And concept? MORE »


DRUDGE REPORT

Ernesto Disappoints Drudge, Nation With Failure to Fuck Shit Up

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

drudgeweak.jpgOh, Matt. We’re sorry. All that buildup and then he couldn’t deliver? We’ve all been there, buddy. MORE »


DRUDGE REPORT

BREAKING: WE CAN’T STOP GIGGLING

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

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Of surging, explosive power. Look out, Florida, Ernesto’s coming! MORE »