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Posts Tagged ‘scranton liveblog’

Obama Speaks: Liveblogging the PA Primary, Part Phive

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Phuck it all.Oh hey, it’s Barack Obama, speaking, on the TeeVee, from Indiana, about the results in Pennsylvania. Let’s liveblog this bitch, shall we? MORE »


Hillsylvania Strangler: Liveblogging PA, Part Phour

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Phucking Phanatic!Well, that happened just like pretty much everybody said it would happen, and Hillary’s once-proud 20% lead is down to a more “manageable” 9%, at the moment, for Mr. Hopeful Obama. As our Jim Newell and Liz Glover roam Hillary’s headquarters looking for either “victory sex” or at least free drinks — or, at the very least, a functional wireless signal from the lady who wants to run the world — let’s keep track of the blather on cable news and the Internets. More importantly, let’s keep drinking and leaving weird comments. MORE »


Hillary Wins, Obama Spins: Liveblogging The Pennsylvania Waterloo, Part III

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Pennsylvania kicks ballsNobody is buying this Spin crap from Spinnsylvania, and yet the commentators are shouting “Here is what the spin meisters are saying! Do not believe their vicious lies!” But even though you are half drunk and fully exhausted, aren’t you interested in what exactly these vicious lies are? Stay with us to find out. MORE »


Hillary Wins! Liveblogging The Pennsylvania Primary Massacre, Part II

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

This fucking guy, again.Hello, Pittsburgh! Rock onward, Harrisburg! Philadelphia Freedom, shine on me! And we’re living here in Allentown! Triumph over suburban male problems, Brewer! Did you know this was All For Nought? That’s what famous clown Chris Matthews says! So who cares, right? Still competitive, still too close to call, but that can’t last all night, right? MORE »


Liveblogging The Cable News Blathering About The Pennsylvania Primary

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Bukkake, Pennsylvania styleWell friends this is what it comes down to: Begala and Bennett and some other people jabbering about Momentum and numbers vs. narrative. How long before Donna Brazile storms off the set in disgust along with all the other former Clinton staffers? Join us in this long night of misery. MORE »