Here’s a “fun” video from Fox News of some correspondent interviewing old people in a Scranton, PA diner. He asks for a show of hands to see how many support McCain (like 2?) and how many support Obama (15 million), and then declares the vote a “split,” and the old people laugh at him for being wrong. [YouTube]

These are Obama’s “I’m a Jerk” waffles he ate (OR DIDN’T EAT?) for breakfast yesterday at a Scranton diner. You may now purchase the leftovers on eBay, assuming you are one of the seven Americans who can afford both food and prescription drugs. [eBay via Times-Tribune]

At an elegant Scranton fundraiser last night, former President Bill Clinton told his wife’s supporters that right at that very moment Hillary was crying tears of joy at the massive piles of greenbacks she’d finally be able to sleep on tonight. “I just went upstairs and called Hillary, and she was in tears when I told her what was going on at Mayor Doherty’s house and how much money Virginia, the mayor and Mrs. (Donna) Doherty have raised here,” he said. MORE »