Tag: scotus

Dems Stop Being Pussies For Five Minutes, Promise To Dickslap This Neil Gorsuch Douche

Can't very well NOT oppose this corporate tool.

GOP Senators Gush Over Gorsuch. Wonkagenda For Weds., March 22, 2017

Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!

Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings Begin For Man Who Shouldn’t Be There At All

In an alternate universe, Merrick Garland politely refuses to say how he'll vote on a challenge to President Clinton's expansion of Obamacare.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is 84 Today, Remains Badass: Your Open Thread!

Exercise your right to party.

Roger Stone Car Accidented To Death By CIA, But He’s OK Now

WHEW! Another near miss!

Supreme Court To Texas: For The Last Time, There Is No ‘Evil Black Guy’ Standard!

Are BAD GUYS still entitled to a fair trial in the United American States? What's a little racism between friends, amirite?

Speaking Truth to Hair. Wonkagenda, Tues. Feb. 21, 2017

Trump finally finds someone to replace Mike Flynn, CPAC shitcans a scumbag, and Governor Joe Piscopo? Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Supreme Court Pick Says Trump Being A Real Dick To That One Judge

Is Neil Gorsuch trying to get his nomination withdrawn?

Neil Gorsuch Thinks Your Boss Should Deny You Your Slut Pills. Yay ‘Religious Liberty’!

HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY!

AND THE WINNER IS… Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 1, 2017

Trump's LOW RATINGS Supreme Court season finale, CNN is culled from the herd, and Trump's Milwaukee trip is canceled due to forecast of maybe snow and definitely protests. Your morning news brief!

Steve Bannon Is Your President Now, Isn’t That Marvelous?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 30, 2017

Trump's Muslim ban blows up in his face, Not America hates Trump, Philly scares the GOP. Your morning news brief!

Hi Handsome, Wise Donald Trump, Here Is Why You Should Nominate Hillary Clinton To The Supreme Court!

Here, President Trump, we made you a really good idea!

Trump’s LOW RATINGS Attention Grab. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 25, 2017

Trump threatens Chicago, science geeks protect their pockets, and Republicans plot what to burn next. Your morning news brief!

Whom Will Trump Screw Today? Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 24, 2016

The TPP is dead, Trump beats the dead illegal horse (again), and get ready for MORE C-SPAN!