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Tag: scotus

Hey Mitch McConnell, It’s Time For You To STFU Again

Mitch McConnell thinks Americans won't tolerate Democrats obstructing Trump's SCOTUS nominee. HAHAHAHAHAHA OK.

This Nice Wackjob Christianist Lady Mighta Just Outlawed Every Abortion In Ohio

Also thinks Obama is a Russian plant and gay marriage caused Noah's flood.

Kellyanne Conway Really Needs A Job! Wonkagenda for Tuesday December 6, 2016

Get in here and read your morning News Brief in your new briefs. Or whatever, we don't judge.

 Wonkagenda: Thursday, October 13, 2016

Pussy grabs back.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 16, 2016.

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Supreme Court Saves America From Transgender Teens Making Bathroom Everywhere

This kid really needs to pee, and SCOTUS won't let him.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, 08/04/2016

You get in here and read your newz breif, RIGHT NOW!

Here’s Your Badass Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Moving To New Zealand If Trump Is Elected

It's no big deal because sane Americans aren't going to let Trump anywhere near the presidency. OR ARE THEY?

If Donald Trump Says 3 + 1 = 5, Then 3 + 1 = 5

The math teachers LOVE Trump.

Ben Shapiro Forgets To Pretend Texas’s Bad Abortion Law Was About Women’s Health

The anti-choice cat comes out of the bag for this Monday Cringefest.

YAY ABORTION! Best SCOTUS Decision Ever Strikes Down Texas’s Garbage TRAP Laws

Antonin Scalia did not get to write a dissent, because the devil won't let you do that in hell.
That guy is such a jerk

Supreme Court Will Deport Everybody Before Donald Trump Has A Chance, Sad!

The Supreme Court deadlocked in an immigration case, effectively killing off President Obama's 2014 executive action on immigration. Get ready for drunks to start trying to enforce the decision with crowbars.

Mediocre White Girl Fails To Take Down Affirmative Action

Today, the Supreme Court of the United States did a very good thing. They ruled against Ms. Abigail Fisher and her moronic lawsuit against the University of Texas, where she claimed she was not admitted because she was white....
SCOTUS Roller Derby Team

Sonia Sotomayor Pissed, Y’all

Sotomayor doesn't think it's OK for cops to illegally stop and search you, then come up with reasons why later. Weird!