Tag: scott walker

Midterm Madness: ‘Iron Stache’ Gets Ready To Punch A Nazi In Wisconsin’s 1st

The race to replace Paul Ryan in Wisconsin's 1st District is about to get messy.
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into spaaaaace.

NICE TIME! Scott Walker Is Sooooo Sad

Scott Walker says there's gonna be a Blue Wave in Wisconsin. We are the opposite of sad for him!

Build The Wall Out Of Soldiers! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 4, 2018

Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.

On A Scale Of One To Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Wonkagenda For Wed., March 28, 2018

Robert Mueller wants to keep his snitches in jail, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots some lies about the census, and Sacramento is going to see some UNREST. Your morning news brief.

Court Orders Scott Walker To Stop Fucking The Badger

Can't lose an election if you refuse to let the people vote!

This Is Just A Really Good Campaign Ad To Watch On International Women’s Day

Meet Kelda Roys! She is kind of a badass.
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into spaaaaace.

Eric Holder Sues Scott Walker: STOP FUCKING THAT BADGER!

Sorry about your vote, Scott Walker doesn't feel like it.

Looks Like Somebody’s Got A Case Of The Tuesdays! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 27, 2018

Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!

CPAC Sets The World On Fire. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 23, 2018

Mueller's losing his patience with Paul Manafort, the NRA blames everything and the kitchen sink, and Missouri's governor goes to jail. Your morning news brief.

Awful Week Partly Saved By Barack Obama! Wonkagenda for Oct. 20, 2017

Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

The Four Bullshit Lies Of Trump And Scott Walker’s Imaginary ‘Foxconn’ Factory

BADGERS! Scott Walker thinks you're dumber than a jello salad!

Bill O’Reilly: A Gross, Gross Creep. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 3, 2017

Neil Gorsuch lurches closer to the court, Trump's minions are filthy and rich, and Bill O'Reilly doesn't want us to talk about how rapey he might be. Your morning news brief!

Scott Walker Ends Climate Change, By Censoring It From State Website. Thanks Scott Walker!

Scott Walker takes the lead in throwing climate change down the memory hole.

Obama Hates 22nd Amendment. Wonkagenda For Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Trump University keeps a door open for charity, Scott Walker cleans up climate change, and the student debt bubble gets bigger. Your daily news brief!

Paul Ryan Campaigning With Donald Trump, But SHHHHHHHH, It’s Too Embarrassing!

They are going to the county fall fest in Wisconsin! They will eat cotton candy and get stuck on top of the ferris wheel together maybe!