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Dirty mouth!

John Boehner Said A Swear About Ted Cruz!

The orange man who is the boss of the House of Representatives opened his orange face at a Colorado fundraiser and out came a cuss! And, boy howdy, we agree with him for once. He said the "J" word...

Victory! Fracking Defeats Dumb Stupid Useless Colorado National Park Nobody Wanted Anyway

This story supported by a grant from the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for Oil Spills, Fracking, and Astroturfing. In another stirring victory over the forces of Big Government, a proposal to upgrade the Colorado National Monument into a full-fledged National...

Hero Congressman Defends America From Commie Socialist Nuns

Nuns are so sweet and all, trying to help others and whatnot, but they really should maybe think twice about all the barnstorming they are doing around the country lately until they take a class in civics, or math....