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  now that's rollin' coal

Victory! Fracking Defeats Dumb Stupid Useless Colorado National Park Nobody Wanted Anyway

This story supported by a grant from the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for Oil Spills, Fracking, and Astroturfing. In another stirring victory over the forces of Big Government, a proposal to upgrade the Colorado National Monument into a full-fledged National Park has been stymied by a brave group of private citizens who signed petitions from a group calling itself “Friends of Colorado National Monument.” The top two congressional supporters of the proposed Rim Rock Canyons Nation Park, Colorado Rep. Scott Tipton (R) and Sen. Mark Udall (D) both say they received the petition, with over 2,500 signatures. You will never ever ever guess who’s actually behind “Friends of Colorado National Monument,” unless you read our headline or have any awareness of how politics has worked since the Reagan era. Read more on Victory! Fracking Defeats Dumb Stupid Useless Colorado National Park Nobody Wanted Anyway…
  fight for your right to poverty

Hero Congressman Defends America From Commie Socialist Nuns

Nuns are so sweet and all, trying to help others and whatnot, but they really should maybe think twice about all the barnstorming they are doing around the country lately until they take a class in civics, or math. This barnstorming, it is dividing America, says Rep. Scott Tipton (R-Money), a Romney surrogate from Colorado who spoke to ThinkProgress after the debates last week. The nuns should probably work on job creation, rather than on just coddling the poor and turning them into a gigantic moocher class. Read more on Hero Congressman Defends America From Commie Socialist Nuns…